Kakazu: "so tobi, zetsu, deidara, kisame you all borrowed money I don't give a shit what you spent it on I just want it back as soon as possible"
Konan: "what else did you guys need?"
All 4 of them at the same time "nothing"
The rest of the akatsuki looking at them suspiciously
Itachi: "Well all 4 of you went out shopping the other day and were gone for a while and yet you bought nothing with the money?"
Pein: "stop shitting yourselfs what did you idiots buy this time"
Zetsu: "KISAME BOUGHT A NEW LIMITED EDITION TOY DUCK FOR HIS COLLECTION"
Kisame: "ZETSU BOUGHT WEED FOR HIS DRUG COLLECTION"
Hidan: "I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE ALL SHOUTING BUT BLONDIE BOUGHT A BUNCH OF MASSIVE DILDOS TO ADD TO HIS COLLECTION"
Deidara: "HIDAN WTF YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING, WELL HE SPENT HIS MONEY ON ON ON wait what did you you buy?"
Hidan: smirking "I bought a new maid outfit"
Itachi: "why do you even need a maid outfit?"
Konan: "what you gonna play dress up or something"
Hidan: "Well usually its not me but I accidentally ripped blondies last maid outfit I thought I'd buy him a new one for next time"
Room goes silent
Pein: "don't ever speak of this again I think we're done here"
