Hidan: walking through a random village checking out the ladies. Sees a woman. Slaps her ass "nice ass lady"
'Lady' : "hidan get your hand off my ass
Hidan: "Huh?"
Lady turns around
Hidan: stares in horror "ITACHI I I- IM SOOO SORRY" starts running since he's being attacked by crows
Itachi: *laughing* "now he can suffer in my genjutsu"
