the cullens decided to go to the pet store because alice wanted a lizard... it was chaotic to say the least. jasper almost cried because alice made him hold her lizard. he is terrified of lizards... edward was trying to eat the animals... 😟 bella, esme, and y/n were trying to stop edward from eating the animals... carlisle paid for the damage :')
these were the pets they came home with:
emmett and rosalie: got rabbits named tortilla chip and salsa because yes
alice: lizard named godzilla
bella: betta fish named felipe
edward: he came home with the raccoon in the alleyway. esme had to convince him that he can't just buy animals to eat them, so he settled for a wild one.
jasper: got a chinchilla and he refuses to name it because "it's an animal" but he secretly named it stanley
carlisle and esme got an axolotl and they named him carlos, they were begged by alice and who says no to alice!?
in the end it cost them like $5,000 (and like $20 for the eaten pets rip) for all the supplies and animals but they paid for it with DADDY'S MONEY *clap clap clap clap clap* DADDY'S MONEY *clap clap clap clap clap*
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anyways i hope you enjoyed!!! this was super super fun to write :)
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