Chapter Six: Big Ariana

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"Wh-what are you doing here?" Elon stuttered.
"You KNOW what I'm doing here, Musk. You owe me A LOT of wonga, yuh." Said Ariana Grande, pushing past Elon, into his house. She picked up a picture frame. The picture in it was of Grimes' boobs. Ariana threw it on the ground and stepped on it. "Yuh."

You may be thinking - "Ariana Grande...? Isn't she like... a singer...?" No. She isn't. She wants you to think she is. She's not. What she is, is an incredibly dangerous gangster. Years ago, before Grusk's existance, Catboy had a gorgeous little affair. It ended when Monsieur Musk stole $6,000,000,000,000 worth of weed. 420 blaze it lol. Now Big Ariana, her street name, wanted that money back.

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"Hillary, where are you taking us?" Brendon asked. Hillary began maniacal laughing. She did not stop. Brendon and Claire shared a worried glance as Hillary opened a mysterious trapdoor, and gestured for them to descend.



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