PG: Hello my furry friends this is our official BAU group chat!
Papa Pasta: Oh god here we go...too fucking old for this
Chocolate Thunder: 😂😂😂
Deadpan Bossman: This was never in the job description
PG: Okay anyone who further complains will be kicked from the chat, got it?
Badass Em: I for one am not complaining
Blondie: Same here ig? Where's Reid?
Boy Wonder: Right here
Chocolate Thunder: You don't seem very talkative pretty boy
Boy Wonder: I'm just that person who watches the conversation unfold in the chat😂
Blondie: That's a mood
Badass Em: Hey JJ I was going to call you just now to ask if you wanted to come over later tonight?
Blondie: Sure I'm not doing anything. Around what time?
Badass Em: Around 7 I'm thinking?
Blondie: I'll bring the Chinese food!
Badass Em: You're the best😘
Chocolate Thunder: You two sure hang out a lot
Badass Em: Yeah and?
Blondie: ???
Chocolate Thunder: its sus
Badass Em: Not any more than you and Garcia
Deadpan Bossman: ^^
Chocolate Thunder: Oh not you too Hotch. Rossi, man back me up
Papa Pasta: Im not getting involved
Boy Wonder: Don't even ask me.
Chocolate Thunder: But we're profilers: we'd know if Jemily was a thing.
Blondie: Jemily?
Chocolate Thunder: your ship name
Blondie: kinda cute
Papa Pasta: shit I burned my rigatoni
Chocolate Thunder: wtf 😭
PG: damn don't burn down your kitchen again
Deadpan Bossman: I was planning on showing up uninvited to your house to eat Dave but i'll just order in.
Badass Em: foul😭😭
Boy Wonder: Can we talk more about Rossi burning down his kitchen before???
Papa Pasta: No.
PG: i'll text u later boy wonder
Boy Wonder: hehe. Hey JJ and Emily, can I hang out with you guys?
Chocolate Thunder: No pretty boy you'll probably interrupt their arts and craft time✂✂ come to my house instead
Boy Wonder: okay!
Blondie: stfu loser
Badass Em: hey at least that would mean I got more bitches then u
Deadpan Bossman: That's funny
Chocolate Thunder: WOAH UNCALLED FOR😭😭
Boy Wonder: you literally asked for it
Chocolate Thunder: you can stay home then.
PG: Reid come over to my house! It's gonna be more fun anyways
Boy Wonder: on my way😊
Blondie: see where being a little bitch gets you? ur a loner
Chocolate Thunder: Hotch and Rossi?
Papa Pasta: Nah Hotch ordered a pizza so I went over to his place and we're watching a movie
Badass Em: HAHAHA GO SUCK DICK DEREK
Chocolate Thunder : will do ok bye😂
**an hour later**
Deadpan Bossman: That's kinda gay
YOU ARE READING
More like Family (Criminal Minds Groupchat)
FanfictionSo I don't see anyone doing these anymore so I want to bring that back. This will include quite a few ships and this will just be random conversations about their daily lives.
