You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like friends.
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Asl?
You: Sup?
You: 18 F Philippines
You: You?
Stranger: Nothing.
Stranger: 20 m Australia.
You: What's the matter? You sound so bored.
Stranger: I am bored.
You: Pfft. Well, yeah.
You: Uh, am gonna ask something, if you don't mind.
Stranger: Sure.
You: What is Fear?
Stranger: You look pretty excited.
You: Lol.
Stranger: My name.
You: Seriously?
Stranger: It’s fear.
You: Err. I'm excited.
You: Kidding.
Stranger: Now my turn.
You: Okay.
Stranger: What is fear?
You: You?
Stranger: You passed with flying colors.
You: Yay!
Stranger: So what's up?
Stranger: Boyfriend?
You: None.
You: You?
Stranger: What me boyfriend?
You: Well, yeah. Boyfriend? or Girlfriend?
You: Hahaha.
Stranger: I am straight, sister!
You: Okay.
Stranger: None?
You: Which one is none? Hahaha!
Stranger: Girlfriend.
You: Ohhh.
Stranger: No girlfriend.
You: Why?
Stranger: Didn't get any of my type, I guess.
You: So what's your type?
You: A, AB, O?
You: AB - or AB +?
Stranger: O+ would be fine but not H1N1
You: Hahahaha! True.
You: What about HIV?
Stranger: Haha. Neither of the two.
Stranger: You gay?
You: Excuse me?
You: Hahaha!
You: No, maybe lesbian. Lol.
Stranger: That's what I thought
You: Really?
You: How?
Stranger: Am I right or not?
You: No. I'm straight. Hahaha
