Wonderland | H.S.

Chapter Thirteen

Lia, don't fucking yell at me for keeping these chapters from you for two months. Have I had them written since the beginning of October? Yeah. Yeah, I have, but I've been doing ... life and shit. Go make friends with a miniature pony named Lulu, and project elsewhere.

Now that I've finished yelling at Lia, here's my recap that you all (not Lia) deserve:
- Last chapter, Caden Jax Felix showed up to the VDM with sexy Mary Jones (kiss me, mommy), Mia Jones, Auggie (yes, he's alive!), Ryder, and Mia's girlfriend that I've forgotten the name of. I'm sure Hannah remembers.

- Why did they show up? Fuck's sake, did you even read the goddamn chapter? Sorry for the language. I'm a little on edge after watching All Too Well.

- They showed up because Cade broke into Levi's computer and found the Epilogue. Now, remember—Levi lost One Word, The Novel, at the end of One Word, my book, but he didn't lose the Epilogue because he never gave Pres the Epilogue due to being more dramatic than my father playing golf. He gave her a blank sheet of paper so she could "rewrite" it. That's that, though. Don't make me go into more depth; I just took my melatonin. And, a little advice: the more you try to understand this book, the less sense it will make. Here's some bullets:

• Levi played god and "reset the clocks" which reset Harry's heart.
• Every time the clocks are reset, memories are, too.
• But the key to bringing them back? Reading the motherfucking books, which is why nobody remembers the first book because it was "lost" in a fire. I don't know, I call bullshit on that.
• Regardless, we're past the reset shit and onto the remembering shit. Get with the times, or lose your head. Keep. Up.

- After reading the Epilogue, Cade's memories came flooding back like a river of lies. Anyone else want to have rowdy conversations with that lying beast, Levi?
- Therapy is good, too.
- Sorry, got sidetracked. Okay, boom. Cade remembers. Everything. Not the first book, but remembers everything YOU read in One Word. And he remembers after he reads the once missing Epilogue. Why? Explained at a later date. Don't ask me any questions or I'll block Lia and she'll never be able to read this again.
- Boom, Ryder—the little bitch who was reading a, um, mysterious fucking book—runs off. Boom, Cade runs after him. Why does Ryder run off? I'm giving you a fucking recap, dummy, not the plot line of this book. Go nibble on some Jolly Ranchers and escort yourself out of my business.
- Whatever.
- Boom. Back to the recap because you fools keep interrupting me. Guess who Cade runs into? Go on, guess, you lazy pile of coy fish! Me! He runs into me! No, you blistering idiot—Presley. He runs into Presley. While they're both running dramatically in the rain like a pair of fucking tools, and she's like..."Cade? Dad—Cade?" "And he's like..."

- So, Cade expects Harry to be with her, right, because it's also been established that Cade, similar to Levi, has a thing for a Harry. HAD a thing. As in past tense. Levi, on the other hand...no, I'm fucking with you. Regardless, Cade was expecting Harry to be with Presley because they obviously took off for the motel together, but he's not, so the two of them—Cade and Pres Pres—conclude that he's in Presley's motel room, reading those letters lactated straight from Satan's nipple (Levi), and thus, they run towards the motel in a fit of dramatics.
- And one runs to their death! No, I'm just kidding. I swear, I've never killed a character and I don't plan on doing it any time soon.
- Unless I'm lying.
- You planning on reading, you melted and expired Starburst? God, I hope so. I hate giving anyone information. While we're at it, Presley does, indeed, die.

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Red's POV | Violet Delight's Motel

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