Lana Del Rey x Y/N - A Painful Live Laugh Love....

Poor Era

You and Lana have been going through a rough patch recently. Radiohead had been suing her over her song "Get Free" sounding like their hit song "Creep". Like your lovely mommy would ever want to steal some crusty old mens song about being a weirdo.

You've spent all your life savings on getting her the best lawyer and now the both of you are very broke, not #epic. Where's a rich sugar daddy when you need one.

Anyway, now you and your hot girlfriend are working at McDonald's. It's already been quite a bad day, Doja Cat came through the drive through and laughed in Lana's face seeing her in the uniform.

It's nearing the end of y'all's shift and you can't wait to get home and have your hot mommy peg you.

You see a car pull up in the camera and you prepare your mic for another greasy waste of human asking for another big mac.

"Hello, welcome to McDonald's, would you like to donate one dollar to save starving kids in Greenland and feed them and their dogs?" You ask in a practiced costumer service voice.

"No I'm good. I'll take 3 big mac's and a 50 piece nugget and a large diet coke." The voice of a woman with a faked southern accent came through your coms.

"Ok, that'll be $90 please come to the first window."

She then drives off and nears your window. When the gray Honda civic pulls up you see none other than Amberlynn Reid. Holy shit.

You bring out the money machine thing and pass it to her. She takes out a black card and taps it. So cool-

"You can go ahead, have a nice day." You tell her while internationally freaking out. You can't wait to tell Lana.

- - - - - pov switch ➡️ Lana's pov

I can't believe this customer ordered so much food omg, I hate over consumerism.

They pull up and- holy shit is that miss Amberlynn Reid! How can I break the bad news to her?

"I'm sorry mam but we don't have 50 chicken nuggets." Omg omg omg I can't believe I just said that.

"You're a lah."

"I'm sorry miss but-"

"I already payed for them! Are you saying I can't have 50 because I'm big!?"

"No not at all it's just-"

"Where's your manager!?"

"I'm sorry but she's gone-"

"Once my wifey hears about this she will have you killed. Goodbye." She then drives off as fast as her little car can take her.

I can't wait to tell my little cherry pie about this.

- - - - - - - - pov ➡️ reader's pov

Me and Lana both got in our very cool Lamborghini and immediately started talking. We both look at eachother and let out a laugh. I tell her to go first and she tells me about her experience with miss CanITalkToYourManagerLynn.

We talk about this surreal moment and eventually we get back to our multimillion dollar mansion.