The Fabulous Adventure of Jazz and Jess

Chapter 1

In the kingdom of Fab Bitches, Queen Jazz the second was not pleased with the work of the peasants in her castle. Jess, the peasant in charge of tending after the Queen’s pet chicken, Jazzelyna, was slacking off on her work, leaving a mess of feathers around Jazz’s bedroom chambers. One day while Jazz was completing a photoshoot in the Kim Kardashian game on her iPhone, Jess the peasant had snuck into her bedroom and stole a confidential document hidden under her pillow.

It was the password to Jazz's Apple account.

With this classified information she used the money from the Queen’s Apple account, and was able to buy K-Stars so she could beat Willow Pape. When Jazz had noticed all her money disappearing, she grew furious knowing that she could not afford to buy anything in the game so she could finally reach the A List. Obviously the first person she suspected was Jess the peasant, because she knew that peasants couldn’t afford anything, and considering the fact she was always cooped up in her room watching movies on Netflix. As Jazz looked at her game center account, it was also clear it was Jess because of the higher ranking she had in the game. The Queen found it disrespectful that a lowly servant in her kingdom is doing better than her.

Queen Jazz sent up guards to Jess’ bedroom, to lock her in the castle dungeon for stealing her money. When the guards walked into the peasant’s room, they saw her munching on a bag of skittles and watching re-runs of Sherlock, while scrolling endlessly on her phone. At this point, everyone was just surprised that the chicken sitter was getting paid so much money, and the fact she even had cable. The two men gripped Jess’ arms and pulled her down the corridor to see the Queen before she was sent into the dungeon cell.

The moment Jazz had seen her; she smiled smugly at the peasant who was looking back wearily. With a smug smile towards the girl, the Queen said her final words to the royal chicken sitter.

“I’m in A list now bitch.”

A loud sob was heard down the hall, as Jazz began to laugh manically at the sound of Jess’ distress.