Toxic

Chapter 7

Y/N

"Mom" she exclaims as we walk into a damn mega mansion

"Which one of my kids is yelling for me now" an older lady comes from around the corner. No cap, I would fuck her mom

(A/N- her mama actually fine as fuck so idc I said what I said)

"Hi honey how are you" she says when she sees who it is

"I'm good just working but have you talked to Dad" I ask and she rolls her eyes

"Maybe not for a week what's up" she says

"Oh it was nothing he just came to see me so I didn't know if he had told you. Anyways this is my girlfriend, Y/N. Y/N this my mom, Marjorie" she says introducing us and at first I was a little freaked to meet her parents so soon but I already met her felon for a father so why not

"Nice to meet you y/n. My daughter sure knows how to pick em" she says laughing with Lori as she gives me a hug

"Nice to meet you ma'am" I say

"Ooo and mannerable alright Lori you might've actually bought somebody home that Steve likes" she says "Steve" she yells throughout the house

"Woman you yellin throughout the house and I'm just tryna watch the game. I took you shopping yesterday now it's me time" he says coming down the stairs in all his glory. I feel like I'm meeting a legend right now, I remember watching him on tv and on all the comedy specials

"Oh shut up I ain't bothered you all day. Lori is here and she wants to introduce you to someone" she says and he sighs before turning to her

"Hey baby girl" he says giving her a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Even though that's not her real dad I can tell the genuine bond they have

"Hey Steve I wanted to introduce you to y/n. Y/N this is Steve but I'm sure you already know that" she says and I'm about to shake his hand and he just looks me up and down

"Y/N what" he asks putting on the tough dad act

"Y/N Y/L /N" I say trying to sound strong but he's one of the greatest comedians of all time. I feel like I'm in a black history museum like everyone likes Steve Harvey

"Hm what you do y/n y/l /n" he asks

"Uh I'm an actor" I say

"I ain't seen ya in nun" he says

"I mostly do comedy's or actions. Im in that new movie coming out with Samuel L. Jackson, Gabrielle Union, Keanu Reaves, and Leonardo Dicrapio" I say hoping that I've impressed him enough with just the people that'll be in the movie. He thinks for a second before putting his hand out for me to shake

"Nice firm handshake that's good right there. So I know you can protect my baby girl" he says smiling with that big ass mouth he got

"It's really an honor to meet you sir, I've watched you since I was a kid" I say

"You see that Marjorie and she got respect for greatness. I heard all I need to hear welcome to the family" he says and we all laugh

"What are you guys doing for the day" Marjorie asks

"Oh we just stopped by because I seen y'all both were at home and she already met daddy. We're about to go to her mom's house for a little. It's one of her off days from the movie so she gets to spend the day with me" she says and honestly making a movie is a lot of work. If it wasn't based in LA, I would've been gone from Lori for months until it was done filming

"Oh ok well it was nice to meet you. We'll have to all get together even your mom" Marjorie suggests

"Just yo mama and you" he asks