justin is going to harvard ‼️‼️

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justin has changed the name of the chat

happy new year 🥳

gwen:
you're kidding, right?

justin:
what's funny?

tyler:
justin...

justin:
yeah?

harold:
um, we don't exactly know how to say it but...

heather:
uh, hello?! yeah, we know how to say it.

heather:
you're stupid. simple.

justin:
WHY ARE YOU GUYS CALLING ME STUPID?! 💔

heather:
for the exact same reason you don't know why we're calling you stupid. 

alejandeo:
today is boxing day.

justin:
well it's not my fault i forgot it existed?! as well as the 27th, 28th, 29th and 30th of december 😐

cody:
how do you forget they exist?

justin:
WELL IF I KNEW I WOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN?? BESIDES I'M THE ONLY RELEVANT PERSON IN THIS GC?? STFU.

tyler:
it's okay justin!!

heather:
i'm literally 90% sure lindsay even knows those days exist

lindsay:
hey! what's that supposed to mean :(

bridgette:
oh! i have a question^^ @ezekiel

ezekiel:
what's shakin, eh?

bridgette:
are you still a mutant?? 

courtney:
i'm guessing not since he can form coherent sentences

duncan:
o yh i forgot about that 

noah:
duncan forgor 💀

ezekiel:
noooo i'm human again, eh! 😎

gwen:
you can tell. evidently.

justin:
ooh gwendolyn is pulling out the big words today

gwen:
what

justin:
sorry i just like arguing w ppl

trent:
glad you're back zeke...just one thing

ezekiel:
ah right

ezekiel:
so um..i'm sorry about all the things i said on the show. i mean it's not an excuse but since i was homeschooled i never really interacted that much w ppl my age and only really knew what my parents were teaching me and stuff

ezekiel:
of course now i know that the sexist things i said aren't true and eva could definitely beat my ass anyday 😪

bridgette:
as long as you've matured,, i can forgive you :)

gwen:
ig so

sierra:
FINALLY SOME CONTENT FOR EZEKILE'S BLOG

gwen:
ezekile?

sierra:
stfu u wouldn't get it his blog has been drier than ur personality on a wednesday afternoon.

gwen:
UM HELLO?? name one personality trait you have aside from being crazy

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