Ayyeee I'm Alfie
I'm an 18 year old misfit struggling to understand the world around me.
Single because girls are complicated.
I'm from the U.K, but I live in America now.
I've got dat hawt British accent that makes everyone love me.
I occasionally drink, but the difference is I don't get drunk...I get awesome.
I'm straight, I only find interest in girls because who the fuck doesn't like boobs?
I can be an arse at times, so try not to piss me off.
I think life is a game, I don't care much for anything.
I skateboard and play guitar.
My hair is my life, so don't fuck with it.
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask me stupid questions.
I guess that's about it.
Gosh this is a shitty bio.
Oh fucking well.
I act like I give two fucks.
Hmu ♥
