Commiting Word Crimes

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Your the best person ever meowed there cat as they're owner gave them few kibbles and brushed it's fur the fur was purple, green, red and blue there was a weird affect on the cat when the cat whose was John's got exploded our you ready the cat whom is Jacob's is laying down on the floor the cat is good the cat is use to catnip and supposed to catch the red dot alot of cats chases lasers two accept Rachel's cat Richard cared less I will insure the cat does not chase a mouse oh no the cat is lose me is sad lets search the cite for the cat you would've put the cat on a lease alright where is the cat now oh yeah we found the cat lets go now than we need to go to the capital now we need to change tact now oh no where is the cat reign oh no the cat gaged Mike's eyes out what me do we need to go further oh look a compliment triangle let's have a discreet talk we need to illicit a gps oh look nice mantel you have but it wreaks of baby diapers stop peaking at me please "don't" pique at me or irony i just put two 37s in my run-on-setence anyways eating a pie a rainbow was seen i should get a guinness word record for most word crimes committed in on sentence but anyways onto the next point.

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