Lies [Bsd x boy!reader]

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"Some things are meant to be torn apart" 

POV: 3de person 

"Ah~ You could make any persons heart stop just by looking at them. Y/N would you be willing to commit double suicide with me?!" Dazai was on one knee holding your hands in his. "Sure~ Why not?" Dazai's face lit up at this. "Really?!" 

"No." You pulled your hands away and walked to your desk to finish the assignments you were given, that Dazai distracted you from.  Dazai sulked on the floor like a child who lost it's favourite toy. 

"Where are you, you waste of bandages?!" Kunikida yelled from the other side of the office. He grabbed Dazai by his collar, shaking him rapidly. "Where did you put my glasses this time?" Dazai held back a giggle as the dirty blondes glasses were on top his head. 

Y/N sweatdropped at this. "Kunikida, they're on your head." Y/N said slowly, making sure he heard him. Kunikida touched the top of his head and froze. He cleared his throat composing himself. "We're leaving now. I hope neither of you forgot about the 'Wear tiger case'."

"You mean the maneating tiger that was spotted a few days ago?" Y/N looked up from his work an tilted his head. "Yes, you and Dazai are coming with me to take a look into this."

Dazai's face turned serious and looked at both his colleagues. "Do you think there will be a chance I could commit suicide while we're there?" Kunikida grew an irk mark on his forehead and started shaking Dazai by his collar again.

"Sigh*. This is going to be a long day." Y/N facepalmed.

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POV: Atsushi

"Get out you good for nothing!"

"No orphanage wants someone like you."

"The world would be a better place if you just die in a ditch somewhere." 

"Shut up!" I repeated to the voices inside my head. "Die in a ditch? I won't let that happen." I shut my fist, glaring at the ground as an idea came to mind. "I'm going to rush the first person who comes along and then steal everything they've got."

I felt a swift wind past behind me. I looked only to see dust left behind. "Maybe someone going a little slower." As I said that a group of military policemen past by. "I don't imagen the military police carrying wallets while they're in training."

As I was about to give up hope I sensed someone behind me. "Your mine man!" When I turned around I saw a pair of legs floating down the river. "...He wasn't what I quite had in mind. I'll let that one past, thanks." I cringed at the thought that it might even be a dead man. "He'll be okay." I tried telling myself, only to shake my head and jump in to go save the pair of legs. 

...

I tried to catch my breath after an extreme swimming session. I didn't even realize the man had woke up. I flinched away trying to make out words. "You were floating down the river, are you okay?"

"I made it?" The man started speaking. "Damn!" I raised an eyebrow. "Tell me. Are you the one who interrupted my submersion?" The man stood up from his siting position not even bothering to spare me a glance. "You don't remember? Yes, I saved your life-" That's when it hit me. "Wait, submersion?!"

 The man turned around to look at me. "You don't get it? I was trying to kill myself." I flinched. "Suicide?!" The man nodded his head. "I think everything was going just swimmingly-" He's face turned into one of disappointment. "-But you interfered and ruined my day. It's not all your fault, though. My goal is to commit a completely clean suicide, without burdening anyone. Yet I did trouble you so the fault lays with me. I should apologise, or better still make it up to you."