LONGford pArk

the dawn of the swings

it all began when watching the blackpink show. all of a sudden a spontaneous thud occurs behind us. we turn around swiftly, revealing a dildo to have rained down from the sky. Lisa Manoban reached her highest of notes then walked through a generated cloud portal to give us an explanation. She whispered: 'Take great care of your possession.' We regurgitated; 'how hard is it??' then charl minaj the conquerer stepped forth onto the grass, picking up the shining dildo. She was a smart young virgin who lived the happiest of lives, then Lisa scissored her cause she got bored. Then she teleported back to seoul because she possessed some power idk.

*1 year later*

Charl Minaj is returning back to her small apartment situated on the outskirts of Seoul, the Red Velvet concert had just finished and she thinks that it has been the best night of her life thus far (except for when Lisa scissored her, of course). Once back in her humble abode, charl minaj finished getting ready for bed and entered her bedroom, just as she was about to enter dreamland, a majestic purple portal opened up in the corner of her room. Charl Minaj rubbed her eyes because she thought she was dreaming because she was so tired after hardcore dancing to zimzalabim just a few hours prior. However it turns out she wasn't dreaming, on the other side of the purple portal stood a familiar figure to ms minaj. "Cuntro?!" she whisper-yelled, Cuntro grabbed charl minaj's hand and dragged her through the portal, leading out to where charl minaj once called home, the LONGford pArk swings, Cuntro walked towards the swings and whipped out the shining dildo, 

"You ready?"