LONGford pArk

commotion in the deep blue ocean

The swings seemed to growl like an agitated dog  as we spread our sinister thighs. It was as if we were transitioning into the splits, which gave charl minaj ptsd of when lisa did the swalla dance on top of her double g cup tits. they wiggled and jiggled for a while, whilst the dildo sang a recognisable tune. The melody spoke: '나는 alcohol-free 근데 취해 (취해, 취해)'. As a bisexual, that really hit for charl minaj. Cuntro seemed to be enjoying the company, but she had a deep secret that she had never told anyone; she had a green pussy. Charl minaj was the only person who knew. The reason for this was because she stuck the dream chapter magic album up her ass, giving her a tint of green throughout her lower body. Anyways they defo had some mad sex and emily grunted louder than ever before. She squealed 'Charl minaj PUNISH ME MOMMY GRR' yassss legend behaviour.

Then...

She shitted out soobin from txt, as if she just gave birth.

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After while, once Charl Minaj and Cuntro had both squirted so much they needed to drink water to get their bodily fluids back up to scratch, they both used the purple portal to return back to Seoul, bringing Cuntro and Soobin with her. Charl Minaj realised that her child Soobin had a passion for singing and dancing and therefore signed him up for an audition with BigHit Entertainment, a big entertainment company in South Korea. Once Soobin debuted as an idol, they finally felt free because their annoying child wasn't there to disrupt their steamy hot sex. Speaking of, CHaarl Minaj was really feeling the fanny flutters tonight. "We're gonna dance the night away tonight, Cuntro" CHarl Minaj whispered into the ear of Cuntro. "It's just me and you in the moonlight ahhhhhh" 

As they were literally fucking, Dance the Night Away by Twice was playing, as if they could hear it under Cuntro's grunts tbh. Pose, pose, STRIKE A POSE, pose, and pose yeah! 

After this fandango, they went to a coffee shop where the found Yeri from Red Velvet just sitting at a table in the corner minding her business, that was until Charl Minaj galloped over to the table and sat down "hey girl i love ur music can i have an autograph?" charl minaj asked. "No you fattie" Yeri replied and Charl Minaj cried a little but then decided not to dwell on it bc Yeri released a fat bop in the middle of August. To make her feel better, Cuntro took her back to the apartment and they once again used the shining dildo to do the devil's tango.

The end. For now ig we're just lazy horny shits tbh.