The Sun & The Moon

Duos & Deception

Azzy's Pov

A new day, and we were all in the practice room.

"Hey, guys. Guess what I got for us. It's a chore wheel. It will be a fun way for us to split the workload." Ally said.

"Ooh! And I thought chores were fun before." Austin said.

I stifled my laugh.

"Come on, we all have to pitch in."

"Plus, the mall facilities inspector is visiting all the stores this week." I chimed in.

"Everything has to be perfect, or we can get shut down." Ally continued.

Yeah, but if everything's perfect, then it'll look like you're hiding something.

Don't care. I need sleep.

"Ooh, I'm gonna spin first." Dez said.

And he did just that. But once it stopped, Ally made it go all the way to 'clean the bathroom'.

"Clean the bathroom? What's my prize?"

"This one-of-a-kind toilet brush." Jax said.

Wo-ow.

"Yes!" Dez said, taking said brush.

"Guess who booked big-time celebrity guests to come to A&A Music Factory to talk and perform for all of our students." Trish said.

But she said it kinda quickly.

"Sorry, too many words. Let me start over. I just got off the phone with Billie and Bobbie!" Trish said.

Really?

"Billie and Bobbie from 'Billie and Bobbie show'? They're, like, my favorite performers ever." Dez said.

How rude.

"Hey!" Austin, Ally and I said.

"Sorry, they're my second favorite. You guys are tied for third. First is the magician who performed at my family reunion. He turned my aunt into a dove. Never did see her again." Dez said.

Then he did the bird thing he does with his hands.

"Billie and Bobbie are in town to do a live taping of their TV show, and I asked them to stop by to talk to our students." Trish said.

"I know they're this wholesome family act, but aren't they a little cheesy?"

Cheesy, cringy, childish, drop-the-act-no-one's-that-happy... I could go on.

"What's cheesy about a brither-sister duo that tells knock-knock jokes and sings folks songs about frinedship, sunshine, and sibling love?"

"Everything?" I said.

"But hey, you can't deny how popular Bille and Bobbie are." Trish said.

I guess. Just be prepared to stop me from slapping one of them. Like no one is THAT happy.

What's got you in a mood?

"Is Bille the brother or the sister?" Jax asked.

What a great question.

"Sister." "Brother." Dez and Trish said at the same time.

Wow.

"I thought Billie was the brother."

"Isn't Bobbie the brother?"

No fucking clue.

Are you mad cause you didn't get cuddles this morning?