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As Blitzo sat down in his squeaky chair, he looked up at me. Jade was..noticeably taller than him. Jade sat down in his chair, eying Blitzo's desk. Blitzo had paper puppets of his two other demon employees sitting on it. Blitzo noticed the fact I was staring at his desk and glared at me for a moment, hiding them in his desk. He closed the drawer and looked at me, making direct eye contact with me before he licked his lips for a moment and speaking.
"Jade, right?"
"Yes sir." I spoke, I put my hands on my two legs, gently gripping them.
He nodded, his long tail swishing in the air side to side. Blitzo handed Jade a piece of paper.
"You want to get hired? You sign on this fuckin' dotted line." He tapped on the piece of paper with a slightly exposed claw. Jade nodded and picked up a pen, and was about to sign before he asked.
"How desperate are you for an assassin? In fact, what the fuck even is an assassin?"
Blitzo looked at Jade with a dull, yet shocked expression.
"You're telling me, you come into my office looking like some kind of fucking day hooker and you don't even know what the hell you're even applying for?"
Jade nodded and Blitzo leaned back in his chair, laughing. He went on for a good 5 minutes before he wiped his eye and rubbed it on his..crotch. Huh.
"I'm not 'desperate', first of all. Secondly, an assassin is someone who is paid to kill someone. Does that answer your question, ya' little babydick?"
Jade nodded and took the pen in his hand, clicking the tip before signing his name onto the dotted line.
'Jade Saint-Saëns Camille'
Blitzo took the paper back and smirked at the name signed.
"Satan, what a fancy-fucking-pantsy ass name. I love it."
He shook Jade's hand, Jade smiled a little bit.
"So, what should I be doing around here exactly until we get something to do?" Jade asked, letting go and pulling back. Blitzo did the same and shrugged as he got up, and walked out of the door and into the lobby.
"Kid, there's ALWAYS someone to fuckin' murder 'round here. Why don't you go meet the other employees for now? I think you'd get along just fine with them, eh?"
Jade shrugged. "Hmfh, sure."
"Okay! We're done here, aidios for now, bitch."
Blitzo walked back into his office and for a minute, Jade stood there until Loona locked eyes with him, her eyes were nice, wonder where she got all the FABULOUS makeup.
"Hey." Jade said quietly.
"Hey." Loona said back.
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not as many words as i would've wanted but i meant for this to be a short chapter because, well, its a minor-major chapter kinda thing ^^ okay ily guys
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Helluva Boss: My Killing Job.
RomanceIn 1768, John White was burnt at the stake for lewd acts with another male. He died and was sent to Hell, where he would fumble around and eventually run into the company: I.M.P, an assassination organization.
