Their Little Princess (Joker&Harley Daughter Fanfiction)

You Can't Outrun Death Little Man

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    "Surprise mother fucker!"
       I screamed as I aimed my pistol and took headshot after headshot. The guards were in shock at first so no one moved when the first three went down. However, when the fourth body hit the ground the rest of them quickly sprang into motion.
The sound of gun fire and the smell of gunpowder was all I knew in that moment. It was hard to see through all the smoke but I was still taking men down left and right.
Right now Mom, Dad, Aunt Ivy, Uncle K and I are taking the front line or the offensive if you will. Uncle K was slamming into men left and right, knocking them out in an instant. For those he didn't catch with the element of surprise he would rip apart quickly with his razor sharp claws.
Aunt Ivy, on the other hand, not only had three killer plants the size of an average man eating guards left and right but, she was also throwing poisonous shrooms that would open up once they'd hit the ground. Then they secreted a deadly toxin that even if you only inhaled one atom of it, it will kill you. The more you breathe in, the faster you die. Luckily, the toxin is only secreted for a short time so she throws them right at their feet. By the time they realize what's probably gonna happen they've already inhaled a drop and their dead.
       Mom, dad, and I were just shooting and taking down whoever we saw. Whether we shot them in the head or took them down in hand to hand combat it really didn't matter. None of them could come close to our skill.
       The others were posted behind us covering our flanks from the reinforcements that were called in from other areas of the dock. Not too too many were coming considering daddy's goons were at the other buildings right now causing chaos and destruction. The guards didn't stand a chance between the number we had, the skill we had, the ammunition we have, and the driving force we all have behind it.
       Well daddy's goons just love to kill and know if they don't do what daddy says their a dead man walking. But all the villains around me right now, all the people I can see right now as I look around, the ones fighting by my side, have a different motive. They're angry. They. Are. Furious.
       I stop right then in that moment. In the middle of the line of fire, and looked around me. I saw uncle K shredding a mans head off his body across the giant room. To my right in a hallway mommy was disarming two guards with machine guns. When she was done she beat them in almost seconds in hand to hand combat. Bashing them to death with her signature bat.
       Looking behind me, I see uncle Ridds behind me beating peoples heads in with his mystery cane. Right next to him I see aunt kitty smashing peoples guns in half and beating them to a bloody pulp. Down another hallway, to the right of them, was uncle freezy. He was freezing people left and right and smashing them to bits in an instant. Spreading their icy remains all over the floor and their fellow guards. Uncle Two was just shooting people. He didn't even flip! Just taking guards out one bullet at a time.
        Then finally, to my left, there was daddy. He was having a field day. He currently was holding a huge machine gun and was shooting down a wave of guards coming from further inside the main warehouse. He was laughing his insane laugh as he always did, but, his eyes. His eyes were different.
They didn't hold his usual insane glee that he felt when he caused such chaos as this. His eyes held rage. Daddy's icy blue eyes were as piercing as any blade and as hypnotic as any diamond. But held the anger and dark intent of a predator hunting it's prey. He was furious. Mommy too. They all were.
Turning forward again I'm filled with a new sensation, much like when I first kicked down the doors, and just laughed. I threw my head back with my eyes closed and started cracking up.
        Suddenly I hear the commotion around me stop as people started laughing with me. I open my eyes and look to see that the guards all stopped fighting and started laughing, which in return caused the villains to stop and stare at them confused. I just continued laughing and I felt like I couldn't stop.
        Not knowing why I was doing this freaked me out a bit but then I felt something. This new sensation in my head. Almost like there was something there that I'm trying to use but don't know how. I continue laughing and the sensation gets even worse, almost making my brain feel fuzzy.
        All too soon I felt this pressure released from my head and I stopped laughing. Everyone else stopped laughing as well and all was calm. For two seconds. Until all the guards ,that were standing in the room laughing, heads imploded. Not exploded. IMPLODED!
        As all of their now headless bodies crumble to the floor I looked to my family. They all stared at me in shock.
        "Okay, look in my defense I didn't know I could do any of what you've seen so far," I shout out as a disclaimer to them all. Because if we are being completely honest I'm just as shocked as they are right now.
        "How could you not know that you have the strength to kick 8 foot metal doors off their hinges? Or not know you could implode heads with your laughter? Huh? Riddle me that!" Uncle Ridds half shouts half speaks to me. I just shrug as I look around at them all.
        "Whatever it is we can talk about it later, we still have a job to do," Aunt Ivy says as she shoots me a small smile. I shoot back a greatful smile as I start walking further into the warehouse. I can hear everyone fallowing behind me as we make our way deeper inside.
Ready or not Penguin? Here. I. Come.

Word Count: 1054

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! TIS THE SEASON!! I want to firstly apologize for it being so long since my last update. I will let y'all know again that I am a full time student and I work part time. I'm trying my best to write when I can!! But I hope you all have happy holidays and a happy new year!
-K