Shaggy was waiting for the day for Michael to escape. They have known eachother since they were five years old. But when Michael killed his sister, Judith, it tore shaggy apart. It was hard without his blonde haired bestfriend. but shaggy knew he'd come back. Shaggy was just chilling, making music for his band insane clown posse when a knock was herd at the door. Shaggy got up and opened it. A tall guy with a white mask was standing there with a kitchen knife. "what the hell- SECU-" Shaggy was cut off by Michael covering his mouth. Shaggy was so scared. The knife raised above his head. Shaggy shut his eyes, not wanting to witness his own murder. "Its me. Michael." a low voice said. Shaggy opened one of his eyes, as the knife went back down. "Michael?!" Shaggy yelled and hugged him. Michael was huge tbh. Michael welcomed himself in with shaggy still hugging him and wrote "Thats the first time ive spoken in 15 years." on a piece of paper. "woah..." Shaggy gasped. "SHAGGY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Violent J yelled. He was Shaggys bandmate. Michael went over to Violent J, and killed him 🥰🥰. Shaggy didnt care though. He was obsessed him Michael. He Loved Michael more then his makeup. "michael!" Shaggy called out and Michael rushed over. "I love you." Shaggy grabbed Michaels knife. Michael tried to grab it back but shaggy kept it away. "and im doing this to show my love to you..." Shaggy stabbed himself.
Michael then grabbed his knife back while shaggy was screaming. "AH PARKOUR!- IM BLEEDING" Shaggy yelled. Michael cocked his head to the side like 'boy what the hell boy'. Then Shaggy rose up like Jesus and got better in 2.5 seconds. Then Shaggy came back to ground, Michael slapped him. "ow-" Shaggy whispered. "i only like you as a friend.." that low voice said again. shaggy was so heartbroken he had explosive diarrhea😊. Michael just walked away and shaggy cried while shit was spraying everywhere. He then painted his whole house brown with the amount of diarrhea coming out of his ass😍🖖🏻. Shaggy then ran out of his house puking and running after michael. Michael Was just vibing with pennywise by the sewer. "Michael! Im sorry!" Shaggy yelled and hugged Michael. Michael hugged him like a #boyboss. "I forgive you" a low whisper said. "Nah we don't like This lovey shit. I'm out" pennywise said and left😧. Michael filled the sewer off.
"Sooooo...do you like meeeee...????" Shaggy said susily. Michael nodded. Michael realized shaggy was the love of his life. Michael took of his mask and kinda kissed shaggy. And shaggy was like "omg hot🤩🤩" and Michael was like "mmm🙁🥂" Michael then pulled away. "Wappies😍🥂" Shaggy said and Michael put his mask back on. Michael pulled out his knife and back to stalking Laurie ofc.
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Shaggy 2 dope x Michael Myers
HumorShaggys has always loved Michael. But Michael only likes Shaggy as a friend. Will it ever work out?