Michael and shaggy and jb were sitting in their house listening to music then suddenly bam and ruby burst into their house "what do you want now sluts 😇" jb said and started twerking "omg ur friends with a baddie" bam said "NO 😡😡😡 I HATE THAT ASSHOLE" "ok" ruby was so mad at jb the fart
"Anyways what r u doing here??" shaggy was so mad "CALM DOWN MY SHAGGY WAGGIE MAGGIE 🥺🥺" Michael kissed his little cheek "why do you act like this now 😐" shaggy pushed Michael off "because i wanna suck your cocky cockerson" "why" "because it's yummy" Michael was in a silly goofy mood
"Anyways me and bam r getting married 😘😘😘🤗🤗🤗🤗😇😇😇" ruby said and jb twerked in her face "GRRRR RUBY MAD 😡😡😡😡" ruby kicked jb in the butt and he flew "wow" said bam 😹😹 "okay and why do you feel the need to tell me this" shaggy was calming down but still a mad Poopy "YEAH 😞" Michael said "because 😇" ruby said
"Anyways bam lets go have children 🧑🚀🧑🚀" ruby like loves bam alot so you know "ok bbg 😇😇" then bam grabbed her hand and they walked away and got hit by a car and like Rayna and steve-o were in the car and hit them on purpose 😇
"shaggy" "what" "should we go to their wedding" "yeah" "ok"
TIME SKIPPY SKIP SKIP 😘😇
shaggy and Michael were putting on their suits for their poopy wedding ‼️ "GR SHAGGY MAD 😡" shaggy hit and broke the mirror "WAKE ME UP INSIDE 😞😞 PLEASE WAKE UP 🙁🙁 WAKE ME UP INSIDE 🥺💔" shaggy was getting into his emo phase as soon as he put the suit on. Jb walked in the room "PUT THAT FUCKING MIRROR DOWN BITCH 😡" jb was also in a suit and thought we looked way better then shaggy and Michael "FUCK OFF" shaggy was so mad that shit was coming out of his booty butt "MMM I GET DESSERT EARLY 🤗🤗" Michael then ate all the shit out of his ass "you guys r a different breed 😦😦" jb said and walked out
suddenly John Lennon came in the room and started singing "SHUT UR GOOFY ASS UP 😡😡😡😡" Michael killed him and got blood on his suit 😇😇 also Michael is so hot like please piss in my mouth i mean what 👿🥰 anyways shaggy was like "MICHAEL NO😡😡😡" "well now i look hot with it bbg" "true" "Anyways lets go" "yasss"
ruby and bam were like getting married and ruby didnt invite Rayna 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 "i love you sm ☺️" ruby said "ok" then they made out and flew to the moon
"Wow" said shaggy then out of nowhere ruby and bam flew down with 3 kids "damn does space really make time go faster" Michael said "yeah and it also made his cock smaller cause it was 2 inches before and now it's barely one inch 😐😐" ruby said and her and bam walked away with their kids named fart 1, fart 2, and fart 3
TIME SKIPPY 😵😵
shaggy and Michael were back home with jb the shit shit "so what do you want for Christmas young man" shaggy was reading a newspaper "i want a toy truck" jb then farted super loud "alrighty" shaggy then started shitting 🙂🙂 Michael was sleeping in the other room "why are you asking me rn it's literally March 💀💀" jb said "i don't know" shaggy shrugged "GOOFY AS FUCK 💀💀" jb slayed
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Shaggy 2 dope x Michael Myers
HumorShaggys has always loved Michael. But Michael only likes Shaggy as a friend. Will it ever work out?
