The Best Love Story Since Shakespeare (A Sasha Slow Burn)

Meet our characters!

Okay so let us begin this masterpiece of a love story. This is the next Romeo and Juliet, so be prepared. This is gonna be a bunch of one shots, but they'll be in order of each event that took place. 

Keep the tissues, blankets, and popcorn with you during all times reading this.

And bear in mind that this is 1000% based on a true story, so yes. True love really does exist, but you will never find love as pure as this you peasant.

With that being said, let me introduce you to all our characters and tell you a funfact or two about them!

- First up, is our first protagonist. Gigip. Some fun facts about gigip are that he has social anxiety, is the most narcissistic person you will ever find, has a concerningly inflated ego, and is in love with 2 people in the world. Himself, and Yush Kebab. 

- Yusha is our second protagonist and gigips love interest. Yush kebab is sexist, finds it okay to slut shame people, is shees's cousin, and is quite ugly currently. (gigio doesn't agree, but he hasn't seen current yusha so.)

- Next up we have Yush Kebabs cousins sheesh. Sheesha is meme material, half the girls are simping over his ugly ass, but he's actually a legible headboy candidate and we're soon gonna be protesting for him to win. A fun fact about him is his multiple name choices. Sheesh, sheesha, cheese, cheezus, jesus, and so on.

- Meryam is a sideline character, and has no connection to sasha whatsoever, but she is milo's love interest. Uh I don't really have much to say on meryam. She wears colourful glasses, is an amateur swimmer, and mangaka.

- Now we have milo. Milo is mine and draino's best friend, and they hate both gigip and yush kebab. They are crucial to the wedding, them and meryam are the couple of honor. So yeah. Milo is a cool one. They may be the only one here who is slightly sane, but they spend most of their time with me and draino so how can we spare them with any shred of sanity? Oh and the most important facts about them are that they are an aspiring mcdonalds employee and the finest Richard Ramirez lookalike one can find.

- Draino is very crucial to the story. Draino is gigips best friend, and previously good friends with yush kebab until he became a complete asshole. She has also formerly had a crush on yusha, which she defines as "a mere 2 weeks phase". We know, we know. Anyways she is also co founder to the venice wedding, and founder of the powerpoint wedding. Let's all have a 30 seconds silence for her patchwork.......... Right, so she's sasha's biggest shipper, and she is also (spoiler alert) best man to gigip at his wedding.

- Now for the most awesome and best character in this story. ME! So yeah I don't really like gigio, idk why I chose to be nice to him a few times and become online friends with him, but he needs to face the fact that nobody will like him unless he deflates his stupid ego. I really, really don't like yush kebab. He is an utterly shit person, but a perfect match for an equally shit person like gigio. So that is why I am co founder of ppt wedding, and founder of venice wedding. And some fun facts about me are that I am the best person on this planet. The universe is blessed with my presence, and you all are blessed with this story that I am writing.

- Satan is mahlaqa, and she isn't worthy of me writing a passage for her. She is just the devil, and everyone hates her. Biggest hater: Gigip. Oh and she has a crush on gigip too, ain't he lucky to have an awesome admirer like her? I know.

- Jiggy Malik is everyone's bff. He is a legend, and also lead performer at the wedding. I could go on about his iconic-ness but we don't want this to be a million paragraphs long so I'll stop. You guys should realize how amazing he is, and go check out his video that I have linked above.

- Sharique is a social dancer, and equally as iconic as jiggy. He is featured in jiggy malik's video and has given an exquisite performace aswell. He is also hired as an entertainer at the wedding, so everyone is expected to have an excellent time.

With all that being said, let's jump right into this story!