Chapter 1! Page 1!

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It's the year 1998. Bruce Wayne sent Jason Todd on a solo mission to stop the joker. Jason Todd is walking through Gotham park while looking for the joker. While Jason Todd is looking for the joker Bruce Wayne is having sex with Selena Kyle. Jason Todd suddenly gets a phone call from Barbara Gordon on a special device that Bruce Wayne created for him. Jason Todd answers the special device and says Barbara you have to stop calling me, I know your still upset about Dick breaking up with you but you have to move on with your life!!... Now I know it's hard still having to work with him but come on and I have to call you back okay... Bruce has sent me on a solo mission to stop the joker, okay bye!! Jason Todd ends the phone call. The joker suddenly jumps out from behind a tree as a way of revealing himself to Jason Todd while yelling surprise. The joker laughs while pointing his gag gun at Jason Todd. The joker says did you miss me boy-blunder?!!!

 The joker says did you miss me boy-blunder?!!!

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Jason Todd says no not really clown-face?!!

The joker says oh what a pity, I guess I'll have to deliver the punchline

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The joker says oh what a pity, I guess I'll have to deliver the punchline. The joker shoots Jason Todd with his gag gun and laughs.

 The joker shoots Jason Todd with his gag gun and laughs

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The joker drops his gag gun on the ground. The joker says oh that never gets old!!! Jason Todd says oh by the way batman sent me to stop you and I was on the phone with Barbara!! The joker says oh is that so, how is the little brat?!! Jason Todd says she's good unlike you clown-face!! The joker says oh where's your big boss by the way?... Is he busy getting some pussycat?... Haha!! Jason Todd says actually yes?!! The joker says oh, oh my?!!... Well I always did approve of her?!! Jason Todd says he sent me on this solo mission to stop you!! The joker says very well. Jason Todd says so let's dance while putting his fists up. (Jason Todd narration!) "The joker is an ass-whole... I'm gonna have so much fun punching his teeth in!!")

(End of narration!)

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