It's 8:00 in the morning. It's snowing outside. Jason Todd is drinking a beer while standing in front of the Gotham city police department building.
There are three bottles of beer on the ground right next to Jason Todd. Jason Todd hears the joker. Jason Todd notices the joker chasing a man.
Jason Todd puts down the beer and quickly gets his motorcycle helmet on. The man continues to run. The joker is holding a pair of scissors in his right hand. Jason Todd quickly hits the joker really hard in the face with his right hand.
The joker laughs. Jason Todd grabs onto onto the pair of scissors with his left hand and hits the joker really hard in the face with his right hand. Jason Todd hits the joker several times in the face with his right hand.
Jason Todd quickly grabs the pair of scissors from the joker with his right hand. The joker says what's the matter?... No threat?!! The joker says no witty come back?!! Jason Todd throws the pair of scissors causing them to land in the snow.
The joker angrily says my scissors?!!! Jason Todd hits the joker really hard in the face with his right hand. The joker says I'm gonna get you!! The joker goes back to chasing the man. Jason Todd quickly chases after the joker. Jason Todd hits the joker really hard in the face with his left hand. Jason Todd says hey joker what's this?!! Jason Todd hits the joker really hard in the gut with his right hand. Jason Todd looks at the man and says are you okay sir?!! The man says yeah I'm fine?!! Jason Todd notices that the man is the security guard who was patrolling the very top floor of the Wayne Enterprises building. Jason Todd says run, run before he tries to get you again!! The man quickly runs away.
An hour later. Jason Todd is standing on one of the 2 bridges that separate Gotham city from Metropolis. Jason Todd is smoking a cigarette.
Jason Todd angrily says superman is pathetic!!! Jason Todd angrily says superman you suck and so does Metropolis!!! Jason Todd angrily says Metropolis is stupid because it's a city protected by an alien!! Jason Todd continues to smoke the cigarette. Jason Todd flips off Metropolis. Jason Todd angrily says hey Metropolis, fuck you!! Jason Todd says well it's time to go find the fucking joker?!!
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FanfictionJason Todd quits being Robin and becomes a vigilante in this new action packed black and white noir version of Jason Todd's Red Hood origin. This is based on an R-rated comic book fan film that I created a few years ago but this novel is a little di...