The joker grabs a dog toy starts using it as a baton. The joker starts singing da da da da, somethings in life are bad, they can really make you mad... Other things just make you swear and curse, if your chewing on life's grisle don't grumble give a whistle, and this will help you make things get along and always look on the bright side of life (whistling)... Always look on the bright side of life (whistling), if life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten and that's to laugh and dance and play and sing!!!... If you feel it in the dumps don't be silly chumps!!!... Just push your lips and whistle, that a thing and always look on the bright side of life (whistling)... Always look on the bright side of life (whistling), life is quite observed and death is the final word... You must almost always face curtain with a bow, you see it's all a show... Keep on laughing as you go, just remember it's your last chance at anyhow and always look on the bright side of death (whistling)... One you draw your final terminal breath (whistling), for life is a piece of shit, when you look at it life's a death certificate it's true... Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin just remember that the last laugh is all you... And always look on the bright side of life (whistling), always look on the bright side of life... I can't hear you, always look on the bright side of life, always look on the bright side of life... What's the matter batsy?!!... Why aren't you laughing?!!!... Always look on the bright side of life, you can't be nothing until you become nothing, always look on the bright side of life hahaha!!!! Meanwhile. The joker goon just got done telling Jason Todd where the joker is and what the jokers phone number is. Jason Todd looks at the joker goon and says don't worry I'm not going to kill you!!... Actually I am!! Jason Todd shoots the joker goon in the head. The joker goon falls to the ground face first. Jason Todd says never trust me!!
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THE RED-HOOD RISES!
FanfictionJason Todd quits being Robin and becomes a vigilante in this new action packed black and white noir version of Jason Todd's Red Hood origin. This is based on an R-rated comic book fan film that I created a few years ago but this novel is a little di...