The story of PPeaters blatter and lungs: Tragety

One

"Don't pee too hard, or you blatter will fall out!" PPeater warned.

"Can that actually happen??" Amanda🐮 asked worriedly. PPeater looked at her with a serious face.
"Yes I have tried" he said proudly, "always be safe while peri nb brown prong peeing."

Meatballs looked at PPeater with a shocked face, "Qwhat" it questioned.

"Same with pooping" PPeater said with a sorrowful look in his eyes, "if you poop too hard your lungs will fall out."

"WHAT?!?" Meatballs exclaimed

"Yes## I've also had that happen..." PPeater said with tears in his eyes.

"WHAT" Amanda🐮 yelled.

"How do you know this.... HOW ARE YOU ALIVE" meatballs also yelled. They were in a state of sheer panic sweating buckets.

"I had to swollow them to get them back in" PPeater said with a serious tone.

"No.... No.... You're playing with us..." Amanda🐮 said with a concerned tone.

"I'm not... the government has been hiding this from us... I am a wanted man..." PPeater said, looking the two directly in their big giant bug eyes.

"... but.. but they'll never find me where I am..." PPeater said with an evil smirk.

"A-a-are you allowed to tell us this...? Amanda🐮 said with a worried look.

"No.... Do not tell anyone this..... this is.... Confidential information..." PPeater said, looking away from the two.

"I'm telling everyone I know" meatballs said. She had an evil smirk on her face and was drooling everywhere lol

"I won't tell anyone 🤫" Amanda🐮 said like a girl boss because she doesn't want to mess the the stinky icky wicky government.

"Tysn Amanda🐮" PPeater was cut off, " they're coming again I must run" PPeater sprinted away tripping a few times in the process.

"Y-you're welcome... PPeater" Amanda🐮 said with a single tear streaming down her cheek.

"I shall report back when I am safe" PPeater was cute off by meatballs. It said slowly,

"PPeater.... D-do you eat pps..."

PPeater looked at them, "yes. Yes, I do. Quite often. I get a lot of big hot men. I often gobble a few down..." he paused, "good luck my friends.."

PPeater left to find his new hideout.