Pedro Pascal+characters one shots part 2

Max Phillips-Crush part two

I gotta give another shout out to Katelynl29 because she was the one who inspired me to write these Max Phillips one shots. Be sure to check out her stories. She's currently working on some awesome Max Phillips fanfics herself.

You've been dating Max for a while now and he has an interesting proposition for you.

Some swearing and innuendo, along with the usual vampire violence.

Enjoy!

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Somedays the fact that you're dating Max Phillips is pretty surreal. And not just because he's your boss. But because he's-get this-a vampire!

Yes. You read that right. Max Phillips is an honest to goodness vampire. You would have preferred to find out in just about any other way than you did.

You found out by total accident. You saw Max draining one of your old co workers of his blood. (Unfortunately, Darren didn't exactly make it.)

Not that you were exactly besties with the guy, but you still think it wasn't exactly the nicest way to...die. You'd scolded Max for doing what he did and you made him swear not to go after anymore of his employees. Otherwise you'd tell everyone about his dirty little secret.

Max begrudgingly said he wouldn't. You're holding him to that damn promise. Although, you're not sure he'll totally agree to it.

Right now, you're cuddled up with Max on his living room couch, watching this really corny rom com. Max is stroking your thigh and you smile.

"Are you having a good time right now, my pet?" You wrinkle your nose. Max may be hot, but can be a little...obnoxious at times.

"Please don't call me that, Maxamillion."

"Don't call me that!" You giggle and squeeze his arm. Max pulls you close to his body and you giggle again.

"You're so terrible."

"I know!" Max kisses you passionately and it makes you more docile. You gaze at him. He really is a total hottie.

"Max?"

"Yeah, my lovely?"

"What's it like? Being a vampire."

"We've had this discussion before." Max looks amused. You lightly slap his cheek and he laughs.

"It's awesome. I hardly need to sleep. Or eat. And I'm super strong."

"Does garlic repel you?"

"It's more like a minor irritant. But it's not my favorite."

"Say, wanna order a pizza, with extra garlic?" You give him a sweet smile. Max just shakes his head and hugs you closer.

You sigh in contentment and just relax with your hot, vampire boyfriend.

.................

"What's the deal with Max?" Another co worker, Joe, has been badgering you about Max and his somewhat unorthodox work methods.

You stall for time, by adding an extra sugar packet to your coffee and slowly stirring it.

"What exactly are you trying to get at?" Joe shrugs, taking a large bite of his gigantic chocolate chip cookie.

"I don't know. He's just kinda...peculiar. Don't you agree?"

"No," you say, lifting up the coffee mug and heading out of the break room.

Joe follows you, much to your chagrin.

"I guess you wouldn't. Since you're screwing the bastard!" You turn, your cheeks flushed with rage. How dare he say something like that! (Even if it is true!)