This story was originally created by the queen herself, Lizzo, on Instagram live 4/7/21 :) ALL CREDIT GOES TO LIZZO ❣️let's try and get her to see this, luvs❣️
Ding dong! Lizzo's doorbell rings. She was hungover and tired from the quick changes that kept happening. She opens the door to a surprising sight and a golf cart parked outside. Before Lizzo could speak, Taylor gets down on her knees and smooches Lizzo's slightly enlarged stomach.
She backs away, "What are you doing?"
"I'm here to apologize. I think we can get through this pregnancy together. I'm here for you and this child. We will raise them into an icon."
"Taylor...but it's Chris's"
"I don't care. He's just the baby daddy. Lizzo, this can be a good thing for us."
"Ok," Lizzo says while tearing up. "We can win this custody. You got those court powers."
As they are hugging, an off-white Lexus pulls up through the gates.
"Where's my baby?"
"Chris. Get out. This is your fault," Lizzo fought.
Before she could finish, Taylor came up from behind and smacked Chris over the head with her heaviest putter. As he falls, Lizzo drop kicks him into the trunk of his Lexus.
"Nice kick"
"Thanks, now let's eat."
"Okay, but no alcohol or sushi," Taylor warns.
"Fine."
They sip on iced chardonay and gobble down some moussaka by the pool. They crawl onto a pool floaty shaped like a pig snout. And cuddle while afloat. Taylor's wine stained lips leave red marks on Lizzo's white Skims maternity dress.
Soon enough, they are asleep.
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IM SORRY. I KNOW IT TOOK MONTHS. another chapter is coming right up tho
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