KP~ Kawaii Potato ~ TP: Table Person ~ BP: Baked Pillow ~ TD: Toilet Document ~ Rob: Rob
*Table Person runs into Toilet Documents room*
* 😏grabs cheese*
TP: *whispers into cheese* "hey...Toilet..... hey:.. oh whoops wrong megaphone"
*pulls out a megaphone*
TP: "TOILET DOCUMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*toilet document falls off bed*
TD: "What! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
*shoves alarm clock in Table Persons face*
TD: "ITS TWO. IN. THE. MORNING"
TP: "geez relax I'm just telling you that we don't have school tommorow."
TD: "I FREAKING KNOW THAT! NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP!"
TP: "ok"
*walks out of room *
8:40am
*Baked Pillow comes out of the oven*
BP: *yawns* .... (breakfast... 👍) <thinking bubble
(How am I going to make food for the morning?)
*stares at toaster*
BP: "ok I got a spoon here and not afraid to use it!"
*toaster dosen't say anything*
BP: "fine lets do it the hard way"
Rob: "that'swhatshesaid"
BP: "ahhhh!!!! Stupid rob! You scared me, were you here the whole time?"
Rob: "nope"
BP: "oh... well can you help me fight this toaster, it's not giving me any toast"
*looks down at Baked Pillows spoon*
Rob: "a fork? That's not going to do anything"
*grabs a flamethrower from his nose*
Rob: "this is a weapon!"
*fires it at the toaster*
.....
*toaster pops out toast*
BP: "oh.... That was eas-"
*toaster pops out Kawaii Potato*
KP: "oh...hey..."
*bites toast*
KP: "hey look an ad!*
*kawaii potato points at the tv*
Tv: "we are looking for a new model for the Victoria's Secret fashion show, our models have overdosed themselves on plastic surgery...so we need someone who is good looking...... oh and also a curvy hip. I'm outie"
TP: "yep definitely"
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Dubstep Squids Series 1 Episode 2
RandomKawaii Potato, Table Person, Baked Pillow, Toilet Document and Rob are 5 guys who live in the same house. There're dumb on the outside but a universal genius in the inside.
