𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜, ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ

♧⃘ thirty-two ♧⃘

"TUBBO?!" I squelched. I crawled out of the back seats following Tommy.

"Tommy!" Tubbo beamed. "Wait- Juniper?! Hi Juniper!"

"Why are you more excited to see her? Not fair, Toby. I'm your bro!"

"I'm just obviously more appealing, aren't I, tubbs?" I shrugged, raising my eyebrows.

Then I realized as I started to observe the area we were in.

We still have a whole plane ride to go.

"Guys--we have to hurry, we're already off schedule." Wilbur spoke out.

"We're going on a plane? You said we were almost there!" I whined. I just want to sleep in a bed; why is that so hard?

a/n; that's what she said

"I lied, sorry." Wilbur apologized, shrugging it off.

"Meanie pants." I remarked. "Tubbo, did you're parents take you?" I questioned.

"You can call me Toby, you know." He laughed. "But yeah, my parents brought me. Said if Wilbur was there to supervise I'd be safe."

"Oh-... that's where they went wrong." Nephitie mumbled, then started to catch up with Wilbur and Niki as they were already walking.

"Are they f*cking abandoning us?" Tommy gasped, offended (as a joke).

"How dare they!" I quipped, bringing my hand to my mouth.

"They can suck my-"

"Toby!" Tommy wheezed. We still haven't left the parking lot yet. We were just standing in the same spot, right by Wil's car.

"How have you been, Juniper?" Tubbo questioned with a smile.

"Did you not hear?" I was surprised. I thought atleast someone would've told him if he was meeting up with us to go on a plane, but it's fine. "I've been marvelous, you?"

"Tubbo, she's not going to be mad at me for telling you. Wait- are you mad at me for telling him?" Tommy looked at me.

"Tommy I am so pissed at you. You told him?! I can't believe you!" I fake-cried.

"Yeah, she doesn't mind."

"Tommy no longer has speaking privileges." I nudged him. "I'm actually kind of glad he told you though, now I don't have to tell you myself or anything."

Tubbo just smiled at me kindly as I looked over to see the other's a long way ahead.

"I hate to be that kind of person, but if we don't run we're going to lose the superiors." I brought up.

"I thought we were the superiors!"

Why am I friends with them? "I'll let you in on my little secret as long as you don't tell anyone." I leaned to Tommy as he nodded. "We are the superiors, but we need to make it seem to the old men, women, and humans that we don't claim to be the superiors. Then they'll give the impression that our egos aren't as big as they really are. Then they'll be like 'Oh, they're so sweet! Not self-centered at all!' and so they'll like us and," I took a deep breath, "they'll do favors for us. They will never know. Therefore, they're the superiors as far as we know."

"Oh- can you say that all again?"

I rolled my eyes. "Well then," I scoffed, "I'll be inside the big white building."

"The white house?" Tubbo boasted.

"Goodbye."

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