A/N: This is a super goofy songfic written and performed by Apollo.
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Apollo stands at center stage, riffing on his electric guitar, screaming his hard rock song into the mic. Rocking out his frustrations.
I'm feeling down, can't get it up
drowning nectar in my cup
Cause that EROS' just too much
always breaking my hookups
And I'm cockblocked!
YOU hear me? Cockblocked!
Cockblocking the cockblocker
gonna be a real shocker
Cockblocking the cockblocker
cause my cock will not be stopped!
Cockblocking the cockblocker
gonna free my old stalker
Cockblocking the cockblocker
Wipe the smirk right off his face!
Zephyros - Uhh, Apollo, that doesn't rhyme?
Apollo - Are you the god of music?
Zephyros - Err, no
Apollo - then stop try'na block my jam.
Zepyros - *hands up and leans against the wall, amused*
Apollo - Right then ...
Time to call the love god out
make him cry or make him pout
beyond the measure of all doubt
Fair play fucks the turnabout
And he'll be cockblocked!
YOU hear me? Cockblocked!
Cockblocking the cockblocker
gonna be a real shocker
Cockblocking the cockblocker
cause my cock is cream of the crop!
Cockblocking the cockblocker
hand in hand with my stalker
Cockblocking the cockblocker
Zephyr? You up for a fuck?
Zephyros -
Apollo - Well?
Zephyros - Oh, you're asking me? I thought that was part of the song.
Apollo - It's both. You do understand how music works, right? How a lyric can have multiple meanings?
Zephryos - Right. *stands up, dusts off hands, flutters wings* Sure, I'm up for it.
Apollo - *sets down guitar, grinning wide.
Eros - *shimmers into existence, blocking his path* Ahem?
Apollo - Are you serious, man? I never get to have anything I want!
Zephyros - Well, this is awkward.
Apollo - *screams* I'm so fucking Cockblocked!!!!
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