Chapter 3- 50 Shades of Awkward

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Try to guess who's talking at what time. (:

"Oh guys it's starting!"
"Shhhhhh!"
"Who's seen this before?"
"None of us."
"Show me the titties!!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Guys."
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"Ew! He's gross!"
"Shit, here he comes."
"Lmao, He's all 'back the fuck off my girl dickhead!'"
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"I'd die of embarrassment."
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"Contract?!"
"What the fuck is she, a maid?!"
"Oh damn, talk about boner kill..."
"Seriously."
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"If you ever made me sleep in a different bed I'd gut you."
"15?!!!?"
"Pass the popcorn."
"Holy shit, it's like a fucking dungeon of sex toys.."
".....Well I know what I'm doing with my basement now."
"Shhh!"
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"She's still a virgin?!"
"There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Ashley!!
"Oh right cause you are one."
"Ow! Fuck you!"
"Shut up!"
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"Anyone want the last slice of pizza?"
"Me."
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"Ohhh!"
"There it is, tAKE IT OFF!"
"SHUT UP!"
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"Do guys actually smell girls underwear?!"
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"That's actually kinda fucked up..."
"He just likes to hang her from things doesn't he?"
"Shhh..."
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"Awe that's...cute.."
"Yeah in a creepy stalker way."
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"Angel, can you grab me a beer?"
"Can you get me the cheese sticks while you're up?"
"Pass me a coke?"
"Seriously guys I'm not a fucking waitress!"
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"Oh sh!"
"Dammmmn....."
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"Can I have a cheese stick?"
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"Jake, you ever spank me like that and I will bite your dick off."
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"Dude wHAT tHe FUcK!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!"
"FUCK THIS!"
*popcorn goes flying at the tv*
"That was a piece of shit."
"I've had way better sex than that."
"Was it just me....or were her nipples kinda....I don't know.."
"Yes!!"
"I was seriously thinking the same thing."
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"I'm gonna try the ice cube thing though."

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