Two: My name is Konohamaru

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*At the Hokage mansion*

Photo guy: Listen kid are you sure you want me to take your picture like that?

Naruto: Just do it! Come on already! Come on! Come on!

Photo guy: *Sighs* Don't blame me later. Say cheese!

*Later in the office*

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*Later in the office*

Hiruzen: *Looks at the document*

Naruto: Hehehe!

Hiruzen: *Grunts*

Naruto: At first you know I couldn't figure out exactly how to do it. It took me 3 hours to work it out and stuff but finally I got it. Like an art project on my face only cooler

Hiruzen: Take it again

Naruto: Huh? No way!

Hiruzen: We can't accept this photo

Naruto: Yeah, well I'm not going it again!

*Hiruzen and Naruto have a stare down*

Naruto: Argh! Transform!

Hiruzen: *Nosebleeds and falls onto the floor*

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Hiruzen: *Nosebleeds and falls onto the floor*

Naruto: *Im pretty sure he's disgusted* Uh......Eh.....He..He..?

Hiruzen: That's the sexy jutsu you say? *Wipping his nose* Very tricky much too tricky don't do it again

Naruto: Hehehehehe

Hiruzen: And where is your headband Naruto? You're supposed to be wearing it

Naruto: Oh i'm not putting it on until the orientation. I don't wanna mess it up

Hiruzen: So you want your headband nice but your photo which is supposed to identify you makes you look like a clown! It's for ninja training and missions which is the key to your future. Look at this picture you can't even tell who it is!

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘧  || Madaras sonWhere stories live. Discover now