𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘧 || Madaras son

Bonus 2: Training Team 7

*Sakura's Training*

This was Sakura's first day of training with you as she's absolutely dreadful at combat, so you decide to train her in combat

Y/n: Are you ready, Sakura? For the combat training

Sakura: Yeah!

Y/n: Good. Your first lesson will be basic combat

Sakura: But I can do basic combat-...?

Y/n: No, you can't. A random assortment of attacks isn't basic combat. That's baby fighting

Sakura: Oh come on, I'm not that bad-... am I?

Y/n: Sakura, the only Jutsu you know is the clone technique, not even the shadow clone, just the clone technique and onto of that, you fight like a mom

Sakura: Oh-...

Y/n: Alright, so the first thing you need to learn is how to punch someone

Sakura: Oh, come on, I know that much!

Y/n: Not a proper punch; you don't

Sakura: What do you mean?! What's wrong with my punches?!

Y/n: They lack any sort of power

Sakura: They have plenty of power!

Y/n: Punch as you slap, then we'll talk

Sakura: Fine, go on, tell me how to punch, then

Y/n: First, raise your fist to your face

Sakura: Mhm

Y/n: Keep your arm right next to your cheek to guard yourself. Feet shoulder-width apart, arms parallel with each other and your hips should be the centre of balance. This is a basic stance

Sakura: Yeah-... Okay?

Y/n: Now you take a step forward, and your weight should shift from your hips to your shoulders, to your fists!

(Just imagine you doing it)

Y/n: That is a straight

Sakura: Why are you teaching me a boxing stance?

Y/n: What? Do you want me to teach you kung fu?

Sakura: No, it's just why boxing

Y/n: Because it's convenient

Sakura: How is it convenient?

Y/n: Look, I could teach you something like taekwondo. But it's not exactly easy to teach someone of your skill level: taekwondo in one day

Sakura: So you can't teach me it in one day?

Y/n: I can do that, but I don't think you have the: Patience, potential, dedication, knowledge, stamina, endurance or motivation to do something like taekwondo or Kung fu

Sakura: What do you mean?! I have the potential to learn Taekwondo!

Y/n: Not in one day without motivation. I don't want to train you in something you're just going to either forget or not even be able to learn. Especially since I'm not going to teach you after today

Sakura: Why not?

Y/n: Because I'm not your sensei. This is just because Kakashi sensei has been a horrible teacher