once upon a time there was a tree spirit lady that went grrr ooga booga and protected a stupidass motherfucking tree of two types of annles who taste like shit. (annles are apples but they got fucking drean'd)
1. edgy ass black negative annles
2. gold shit annles that taste like fucking glitter
the shit annles represented emotions and feelings and shit in the universe and made people feel feelings (as if they already didnt lmaao)
anyways people are greedy fucks they tried to inhale the fucking glitter annles to become a positive sparkle unicorn god or something long story blah blah i dont fucking know what went through their head anyways tree spirit ooga booga woman got up one day and said
"YOU KNOW THE FUCK WHAT?? FUCK ALL OF YOU MFS IM GONNA GO TAKE A SHIT"
; as a kaboomboom happened and she almost fucking died my dudes anyways she shit 2 balls of light and yeeted them into some stupidass skelenons (skeletons but drean) yeh
anyways later on she went to the goddamn tree and confessed love as she merged with the tree and poofed out the plot
to ne continuned (tbc but drean)
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Dreantale - dreamtale but drean
Humor(based off the motherfucking memes from fictivetale discord server lord help me im fucking obsessed with this shit/hj also dreamtale in a nutshell) Heya. I made Dreantale without knowing any fucking bullshit about Dreamtale. Have fun laughing your a...
