Ch-2: Naming The Chapters Is Pure Torture

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The Hashira arrived at a huge, strange looking, metal thing. 

"This is like, an exact copy of the Marauder, but like, more spacious, obviously."

"Can't hang out with Murata and Takeuchi without some space to dance!"

"Flamboyant..."

"I named it, the 'Water Fox'" 

"Let's just say some certain somebodies owed me a lot." 

"Like, a lot." 

"WHAAAAAAAAAAA-" 

"Oh, plus, Aoi, Kanao, Tanjiro, Nezuko, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Senjuro and Genya are gonna be coming here as well." 

"MY YOUNGER BROTHER?" screamed Sanemi. 

"MY HOMIE GENYA?" yelled Muichiro. 

"EXCUSE ME, TOKITO?" 

"MY YOUNGER BROTHER! I'M SO HAPPY!" yelled Kyojuro. 

"Ara~ Aoi and Kanao too?" 

"Anyways, get settled in, guys." 

Everyone got all warm and snugly in their sleeping bags. 

"First order of business, a Satanic Ritual!" 

"Hahaha, don't make me laugh, Tomioka" hissed Obanai in a mocking tone. 

"Don't cry to me when YOU guys can't revive your dead best friends!"

Giyuu went out of sight, being followed by the Hashira. 

There, they could only see a red circle, and flames coming out before somebody appeared. 

"WHO DARE SUMMON ME-"

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"WHO DARE SUMMON ME-"

"Oh, Giyuu, it's you!" 

"Sabitooooo!!!!" 

"Giyuuuuuuu!!!" 

"Wait, I summoned Makomo too!"

"HELL YEA" 

A girl appeared right after those words were said. 

"Makomoooooo!!!!"

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"Makomoooooo!!!!"

"MAKOMO I WAS ABLE TO SUMMON YOU!" 

"Konichiwa, my childs!" 

"Childs isn't the plural for-"

"HUSHHHHH, MY CHILD" 

"You said it, Makomo!" 

Meanwhile, Sanemi just couldn't hold it in anymore. 

In the past few hours, he had developed feelings. 

Uncontrollable feelings. 

He just had to tell Giyuu. 

Otherwise he may die. 

"I NEED TO TAKE A PISS!!! WHERE'S THE TOILET HERE?"

Giyuu just threw a piece of paper over his shoulder. 

It had neat handwriting on top saying, 'Map of the Water Fox' 

And after using the map to locate the 'pee-pee-poo-poo-place', aka the bathroom but named by Giyuu, Sanemi looked at the back of the map. 

'Grocery List:'

'Mayonnaise'

'Insect Spray to ward off Kocho'

'More Insect Spray to ward that little akuma off' 

'Chat Noir action figure for Mari' 

'Green and black silk for Mari' 

'Gift for Muichiro, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke and Genya's 'Homie Anniversary' since I have nothing better to do' 

'Bouquet, headphone and mic set, along with a box of chocolates since Genya has a crush again

'Puppy Plush in case Genya gets rejected again'

Sanemi came out, fuming. 

"WHICH DUMBASS WOULD REJECT GENYA?",Sanemi screeched in anger, after exiting the 'pee-pee-poo-poo-place'.  

"A-Aniki?" a shocked Genya said, bumping into his brother. 

"GENYA!" 

"Wha-what?" 

"WHICH DUMBASS REJECTED YOU?" 

"Ma-many..."

"But I-I guess I just wasn't their type..." 

The seemingly feral fox spirit Giyuu had just revived called out to Genya. 

"GENYAAAA!!!" 

'SPIRIT IN MY DREAMSSS!! SUP?"

"Wait..."

"SPIRIT IN MY DREAMS?" 

"Eeeeyyyyy!!!"

"Oh, sup, wind dude?"

"Anyways, I need to borrow your younger bro..." 

"Yaknow, to give him advice..." 

"...On girlsss~" 

"BUT OF COURSE!"

Sabito dramatically swooned and sighed. 

"ONLY NEMI NUTCRACKER CAN GIVE ADVICE ON HEARTBREAK~" 

"Also, I'm sorry, bro, but you gotta give Gun-ya some advice..." 

And then, Sabito ran away.

"SeeyouguyslaterIhavetomeetupwithGiyuuandMakomoooooo!!" 

"So...aniki..."

"Genya..." 

"OIOIOIOINEMINUTCRACKERYOURGIRLFRIENDWASREVIVEDBYSHINOBUCOMEHEREQUICK-"

Sanemi heard Sabito scream those words. 

"Wh-wha?" 

"Oh, welp, some other time, aniki..."

 "...I guess..." 

"SHINAZUGAWAINEEDYOUTOGIVEMETHEMAPRIGHTNOWIWROTEMYGROCERYLISTONIT-"  

"COMING, TOMIOKA!"

"Genya, we'll talk later!"

Sanemi rushed off to see who Shinobu had revived. 


TBC SINCE I'M SLEEPY+TWO CHAPTERS IN A DAY AYEEEEEEE-

I just re-read it, and this chapter is crappy but that's how the chat cataclysms I guess. 

This one was so rushed but ya'll wanted a new one so yeah I'll go now-

Byeeeeeeeeee!!!

*logs out of existence* 


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