Toes In The Jam (Mort X Frank X King Julian)

💖 poopcock 💖

It had been 2 days since Mort had attacked coconut man. Mort and the coconut hadn't spoke since. Mort tried desperately to apologize but everytime the coconut would roll away in fear. It was expected. After all Mort was close to murdering the coconut on that fatal day. Mort felt aweful. If he were ever to lose control again he was scared at what he might do. Mort didn't know why but when it came to the coconut he couldn't control his emotions. Mort was on his way to attempt an apology for the tenth time this day. This time Mort would do something that the coconut couldn't ignore. Mort stood outside the coconuts house holding a speaker above his head with his large and buldging muscles.
"Coconut man!" Mort screamed at the coconuts bedroom window. No response.
"Listen up coconut man!" Mort continued turning the speaker on. Shawty wanna f boomed through the speaker as Mort begun to sing along.
"Shawty wanna fuck, shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily butt, a big round wet mcmuffin, shawty got sexual techniques" Mort sung with passion outside the coconuts window. Eventually the coconut gave in rolling towards his window with a sigh.
"What do you want Mort?" The coconut screamed out his window at Mort.
"I want to apologize" Morts eyes lit with determination as he stared into the coconuts eyes. The coconut didn't respond his face remaining expressionless.
"Say something coconut man" the desperation could be heard in Morts voice. The coconut let out another heavy sigh.
"What am I gonna do with this silly little raccoon" the coconut said quietly said to himself, but not quietly enough for Mort not to hear.
"I'm not a racoon!" Mort screamed.
"Then what are you!" The coconut screamed back.
"No idea" Mort shrugged his shoulders.
"So what do you say coconut, will you accept my apology" the coconut took a moment before speaking.
"Fine, I accept your apology bestie" the coconut said kneeling out his window.
"How are you doing that without any hands?" Mort raised a brow at the coconut kneeling out the window.
"Coconut man!" Mort screamed at the coconut who begun slowly rolling out the window. Mort dropped the speaker and ran under the window to catch the falling coconut. The coconut screeched as he fell. Mort managed to catch him just in time before he hit the floor.
"My hero" the coconuts eyes sparkled as he looked at Mort. Mort held the coconut in his arms, cradling the coconut like a baby.
"What if we kissed" Mort suggested. They both blushed.
"I'm kidding, unless..." Before Mort could finish the coconut pulled him into a kiss. It was very romantic. Mort and the coconut kissed until they heard something coming towards them.
"King Julian?"