What the fuck is life??????(discounted)

Baby kitten mine now bitch

A/N I actually had a good day today and was proud that I wrote a summery under 15 minutes for my friends I told my parents that and my mother gose a head and ask there names not being able to say it I just said one is gender fluid while the other just uses she/her pronouns before going into this entire thing about gender and sexuality and just for her to say her opinion which was "oh I think that those should have gender and know they have a gender and should just stick with she/her and he/him or boy and girl" now my good day just got ruined I'm fucken non-binary and use the pronouns they/them and I even came out to my parents. But for real to the store.

And why hasn't anyone tell me how to spell her name you be rude:(
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Obviously main character POV

Wellp here we are at the table with endever natsuo and fuyumi and we are eating katsudon my favorite while  sho sho is eating soba "so uhh what would you like to talk about-" I was starting to say before the window is opened and two people came in "sorry we are late- wait who that" someone with purple scars said I believe that is toya but prefers dabi if I am right sho sho said he is gonna go undercover for some people that have family trauma but who knows and the the other person is none other then hawks

"Oh shit toy this is who I told you about on the news with your brother" me and natsuo froze "wait we where on the news" we both said at the same time "ya look" it show us on goat carts with shopping carts behind us and where racing "ah so that what u ment by that izu" I nodded and took a bite of my katsudon "oh my good this so good it taste like heaven" I say with stars in my eyes and a tear in my eye "why thank you uhh" fuyumi said "ah right I'm now izuku aizawa but do call me izuku or any nick name"  I said I can see endever and hawks is slightly shocked I do see why and I get why the rest aren't surprised since they don't know who that is by last name "okay then green bean" I smile at the nick name while hawks whisper to dabi somthing before shouting "wait your my baby bros boyfriend" I nodded and they both sat down and we all started to talk

When we finished eating we decided to play monopoly.... That turned into a chaotic mess of rage b eut it was the most fun I have had in a long time but it was time for me to go at gave them all a hug bye and a goodbye kiss to sho sho and left and skip to my new house it still feels wired but ehh what can u say

I arrived in front of the apartment room I opened the door to see a white kitten at the door it then jumped on me so now it on my chest with me holding it like a baby I then closed the door took my shoes off and slowly went to my room and placed the kitten on the bed and changed into black sweatpants and sho shos hoodie before going on the bed to lay down and most likely not go to bed but of course the kitten got up and layed back on my chest so I decided to pet it while I read/write fanfics cause I legit have nothing else  (same here)

Bloop yes yes I did just boop the kitten who wouldn't by the time it was morning I got up with the kitten and went to the kitchen and checked the fridge to find eggs milk butter herbs sausage bacon and checked the pantry and saw potatoes flour sugar coffee and bread now I shall make breakfast so pancakes omelettes hash browns bacon wrapped around sausages

And I did it with the kitten sleeping on my chest and holding it with one hand and I can say am I pro but now to wash the pans since the food is finished now one hand

I first grabbed a pan after making sure there where no dishes in the sink and placed it in there grabbing some dawn adding a little and turned on the fossiet/water and grabbed the sponge and started to clean the front before flipping it over and so it on the back and kept doing that with the rest of the dishes

(I was gonna use whole different sentences with the soap but it sounded to wrong)

I looked up to see a surprise pikachu face from the tro "did you see me cooking or cleaning" I asked before getting a short "both" from the tree" okay then do you want to go a head and eat" I see them all nodded there head before we go and sit down and said thank you for the meal and they had stars in there eyes before looking at me with a shocked face "so uh how did you tame the devil her self" aizawa said pointing to my chest with the kitten still sleeping "idk I was coming trough the door when it jumped in my chest and stuff" I say useing my free hand to eat with chopsticks "wired ghost doesn't like anyone" I shrugged my shoulders "idk why either"

we where deciding a couple things like how I have to ho to school today sadly and what time I'll get back but of course nothing gose by eraser head or aizawa my bad "so who's hoodie are you wearing" he asked "oh it's mine or one of them from my closet" I say relaxing "are you sit it isn't your 'friend' hoodie" I nearly chocked "no idea what you man" I say look down at the ghost "oh my bad I mean boyfriend ya endever and hawks called me" I froze slowly turning a light shade of pink "well look at the time I better stay getting ready" I say excusing myself and hurried to my room and put the ghost underneath the covers and got in a school uniform grabbed my bag and told them a bye before leaving

Oh wait fuckkkkkk I forgot that no one likes me oh well time for energy drink Heheheheh now I opened it and took sips and noticed I was close to the school so quickly cut the bottom of the can and drank it before throwing it into the trash can and bolted to the school

Once I got there I quickly went to the classroom and put my bag down under my desk I did hear a meow but it most likely my helstnation I then sat down and put my head on my desk pretending to sleep when all of a sudden I feel something fluffy come out of the collar of my uniform into my hair ehh who cares

When the school bell rings all the students get into class and start to whisper I could only hear them because of how they aren't quite and was just saying 'omg is that a cat in dekus hair' wait I have a cat in my hair ' wait why do they look like each other' we do 'wait but why do they look so cute together' okay that is it I decided to wake up or pretend I did so I just left my head stretching

Apparently that wasn't a good idea cause now there more in aww thanks to the kitten on my head doing the exact same thing as me including the yawn like and I still don't know whic- never mind it's fucken ghost so now I'm just resting my chin on my hand waiting for the teacher came in "okay class- midorya why do you have a cat" he said looking at me "what cat and I prefer you not to call me midorya" I say Before bakugo comes with his anger issues "WTF NERD ITS ON YOUR HEAD" which caused me to jump I mean it was quite and ghost scratching his cheek with its sharp nails before going back into the collar of my shirt well thank a lot ghost I thought before getting an explosion to my face "that's enough bakugo let's begin lessons" teacher said and bakugo just said tch before sitting down

End of the day and I'm walking home after bakugo told me to take a swan dive got attacked by the sludge villain saved bakugo only got yelled at all might ended up punching me a little bit in the arm so pretty sure it either broken or sprained and here he is in front of me asking me to take his quirk "fuck off bitch might I don't want it" I said leaving him in shocked before grabbed my arm that he hurt and has  kacchan explosion burn and yanked it causing me to scream "it's not a question so you are gonna have" he said before pulling out one of his hair and tried to shove it into my mouth and I refused putting my hand on my mouth blocking him from getting it into my mouth but then he put more force on my arm making it brake if it wasn't already causing me to scream with my hand still covering my mouth next thing I know all might gets frozen leaving him to to letting me go and I see ghost come closer to me with someone following her before everything went black

A/N absolutely hate all might any how I have braces and I'm in pain bye hope you injoyed this chapter people cause don't assume gender

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