What the fuck is life??????(discounted)

Hopitlaedtiy to recoveyr and lerning more Green bean secrets :)

A/n

Sho sho pov

I woke up to something on my chest and curled up next to me I open my eyes to a bright room before blinking a couple of times before my eyes readjusted to the light before looking down at a freen fluff and hearing soft snores "hey looks like someone is awake" I look over and see Natsuo "hey there bi fuck" I say smiling a little as I look down then realized holy fuck he's sleeping my face went to a shocked "why do u look so shocked" leabo sis said "he's sleeping" I say still in shock "he is why wouldn't he be" president mic said " he hasn't slept in 1 month and maybe longer" I said and snuggled closer to him and he did the same while gasp can be herd all throughout the room before the door slide open and here comes the bunny

Straight to my sister and dad decided to make a joke "so dose anyone like girls" Natsuo strugged well we hear a sigh "yes" and that came from sister "your lesbian and didn't tell me" I say in desbliefe and dabi walks trough the door with a thing of nuggets "your gay and didn't tell me" he said looking at me "did Natsuo tell you he was bi" I say looking at Natsuo "I didn't figure out you where gay 10 years ago" Natsuo said looking at dabi I look around and see purple troolll drinking coffee like it's tea and president mic just munching on popcorn- where did he get that never mind that he's sharing it with rabbit face- "holy shit fuyumia are you dating miruko" I say looking at her she nods " holy shit I knew it" I look down at the green fluff on my chest that spoke that "how long have you been awake for love" I asked kinda sad because he needs rest and he was just sleeping "uhh ever since you said hey there bi fuck" he repeated back " any how I fucken knew it when I was walking I saw mirko pin fuymia so kinda figured" he explains making my sister and bunny bitch blush and everyone turned to them "so how long has this been going on" (me trying not to get Charlie puth flashbacks of that one song how long) izu says taking a sip of tea- "where tf did u get the tea from izu" I whispered into his ear "idk it just appeared so im assuming from magic" he whispers back

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after fyumia and miiriko came back to normal "uh I would say a month or two" miriko said "damn rather rude you didn't tell me im your fucken best friend miriko I feel betrayed" hawks said complaining and being the dramatic bitch he is was fake crying I look down at izu to see him playing with a kitten "kinda mad at you ghost but very thankful for you" izu said making everyone look at him "what do u mean by that zu" president mic said "well uh I found out he snuck into to school and when I decided to fake sleep until everyone got there and ghost decided it would be a good idea to sleep on my head and mimic me and the class was paying action to me and called me cute" izu said taking a breathe and continue to speak " after I was getting called cut Bakubitch decided to disturb me and was asking why I had a cat on my head when I didn't respond ghost decided to scratch his cheek before go back into my shirt and he used his quirk on me" Aizu said damn I really am going to kill this bitch is what some people where thing

he yawned before leaning more into me "by any chance want to explain what else happened" I ask he nodded " so the part with allmight before I was walking to back home after seeing the pinning incident" he said making two people blush in the room "I had gotten attach by the slug villain where bitch might saved me and slapped me awake since I obviously passed out he was gonna go but I jumped onto him where he told me to let go of him when we where in mid air when I told him that he jumped onto a near by roof where I asked him if someone quirkiness be a hero he said no and that I should go for something more realistic before leaving me on roof and he jumped away" he said making everyone gasp and most of us to let out angry huff

(I am gonna predict the future since I never edit these but this is gonna be about 2,000 word chapter to im betting nothing im a Broke bitch or uraka right now:( now ima go cry )

he continued his explanation "after that incident I was on my way into the city to get snacks for me and sho shos usual meet up when the sludge villain had appeared and was apparently taken a hostage which happened to be bakuhoe..." he said trailing it off the last part "so since the hero's weren't doing much I decided hey why not be a fucken hero and have him breathe at less also all might was in the crowed doing nothing until I ran in and saved bakubitch but all sigh thad to get the credit he deserves did the final blow and punched the villain which ended up also punching me so I had either a broken arm or sprained arm but the thing is bakubitch had burned me in the same arm earlier that fay" he said how tf can he do that in one breathe but I can tell everyone is mad by there face expression "yup I ended getting yelled at by everyone they didn't even notice my arm but I yelled back at them a left and I was decided to go to the store closes to where we live or go to targay and hope we don't get kicked out when all might appears and told me I should take his quirk when I refused he got mad and tried to force a piece of his hair into me and u know the rest..............." and he pass out damn now everyone hates bitch might I mean who wouldn't after that "damn it" the purple boy said "we can't do anything since all might is the number one hero" he continued he isn't wrong can't do anything but the tv wa on the news