Admin: im such a terrible person...
Flavio; welcome to the club~
Admin: no! I mean I've left all these asks.... For months.... Ima terrible...
Lutz: just do them now then...
Oliver: That's Right! Let's get to it!!
Hey Allen! Here's some food *gives veggie burgers and apples* and I dare Matt to hug Al! Or no maple syrup, pancakes, or hockey for 2 months.
Allen: thanks but I'm not hungry.... Wait.... Yeah I am. *takes food and eats it*
Admin: lucky ;-; but anyway Matt what do you choose?
Matt:......... Could I just kill-
Admin: no! Now choose!!!
*2 months later*
Admin: see that wasn't that bad!
Matt: *catching up on all the hockey/Allen Lays behind him beaten within a inch of his life*
Admin: ;-; mah brother..
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Norge: yay! I get a tuuuurn~ reading the assskk~
I have a question well a dare and some questions
Oliver: Um its my birthday soon and I was wondering if you could make some cupcakes for me :) Umm without the poison or people please id rather not die today please and thank you
and
Matt: err I live with a younger brother and I need some help to get him to leave me alone cause he's a b!tch to me
and LASTLY
Flavio: (HAVE NO FU(KING IDEA IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT XD) can I borrow a knife or two I'm in need of one cause I have a little problem with a kid at school *innocent smile*
that's all and Matt you have the sane name as my dad XD ._. wait......... does that mean..... ok Nvm Bia for now
Oliver:......
Admin:.......
Oliver: you left this kind young lady to not have this before her birthday?
Admin: ;-;
Oliver: well, I shall still make you the cupcakes and due to admins simple mindedness, I invite you to be apart of the ask/dare for as long as you think covers these long months. *leaves to bake cupcakes*
Matt: well what you do is *pulls allen over* (allen: hey what the-)
Pinch the back of their neck, it is a establish of trust, then kick back on their shin to break it, both the trust and shin, and knee them in the stomach once they double over, so they know who is in control. This is untimely the best way to show dominance.
Allen: ars hole.......
Matt: excuse me?
Allen: so- hey since when did you have a kid?!
Matt: ummm.... If you count Quebec then:. You know.
Flavio: Ooo someone decides to ask me of something? Heck no! These are my precious!
Admin: grr:..
Flavio: alright fine but don't you go bending them! These were handed to me from grandpa rome!
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Lutz: *reaches for the ask*
Admin: snatch! I'll read this one!
Hi I have a dare for Luciano and Lutz I dare u guys to make out in front of everyone and admit UR relation ship status to everyone and u CANT back out!!
Luciano: what the hell?!?
Lutz: *shrugs*
Luciano: fine... *locks lips and does the smoochety smoochety for 5 minuets*
Luts: we're not even a couple.
Luciano: im still waiting for somebody to come...
?????: Italia?
Luciano: oh my god! *jumps into a giant knifes arms* oh I knew this day would come!!!!
Admin: I ship it Luciano X Knife
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I Dare Allen to eat only hamburgers from McDonald's for a whole day!
Admin: *^* alllllen~
Allen: HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO!!! *tries to run but gets tackled by Norge*
Norge: NO YOU DONT! ADMIN SAYS YOU MUST DO IT!
Allen: I-I can't... This is against everything I believe!
Admin: hmm... Then it's the punishment game! *whispers into Allen's ear and smiles*
Allen: I-I can't.... Well.... ARG!
*several days later*
Allen: *walks up to Oliver in bright pink and blue colors with a batch of cupcakes in one hand*
Oliver: what's this?
Matt: admins punishment games have been said to give people different personalities
Oliver: oh goodie!!
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All: Confess your love!!!!
Admin: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
Allen: love you tofu
Matt: love you blood pancakes
Natasha: J love you big sister!!
Oliver: I love you Arthur!
Norge: I love you fire!!!!!!!!! *proceeds to burn things down*
Me: alright go back to killing eacbother cause you all loving is weird!! Anyways-
Oliver: POPPET! IM FINISHED WITH THE CUPPYCAKES!!!! *Walks out with a few dozen multicolored cupcakes* I'm sorry poppet that admin is so simple minded to have left this for a long time, enjoy~ *teleports batch to reader chan*
Admin: again I'm sorry!
Egil: so please dare or ask us 2p!'s annnd yeah.
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Dare you to Dare 2p!talia
FanfictionAdmin here! I dare you guys to ask or dare the 2p!Hetalia guys/gals anything. Wether it be something nice to something nicer, just dare or ask them! And I'll make them answer truthfully!
