As I mentioned in the last chapter, these are just some incorrect quotes I made by inserting the names of different characters and letting the website do its magic. Hope you guys enjoyed these as much as I did! Also, I changed some of them to be clean, because I personally just don't curse. (Just a reminder, none of these quotes are original - I did not write them.)
Kurapika: Self-care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Leorio: No, self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Killua: Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you! Self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists! Self-care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!
Gon: Lol self-care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Kurapika: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Kurapika: Dang it, Leorio!
Leorio: What?! It wasn't me!
Kurapika: Sorry, force of habit. Dang it, Gon!
Gon: Not me, either.
Kurapika: Oh... then who set the house on fire?
Killua: *whistles*
Gon: Why are Kurapika and Leorio sitting with their backs to each other?
Killua: They had a fight.
Gon: Then why are they holding hands?
Killua: They get sad when they fight.
Kurapika: Nothing in life is free.
Leorio: Love is free!
Gon: Adventure is free!
Killua: Knowledge is free.
Hisoka: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Kurapika: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Leorio: Have everyone stand.
Gon: Bring three more chairs!
Killua: The most important ones can sit.
Hisoka: Kill three.
Gon: Okay, help me!
Killua: I got two words for you.
Gon: I bet they won't be helpful.
Killua: Your problem.
Gon: I was right.
Gon: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Killua: That's why I carry two swords.
Gon: What's your biggest weakness?
Killua: I can be uncooperative.
Gon: Can you give me an example?
Killua: No.
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Hunter x Hunter Oneshots and Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is just something I add to when I'm bored, haha. Most of this will probably be female-reader-inserts, but some of them will just be the main characters of the show. I hope y'all enjoy them! (Hopefully, I'll be adding a cover soon, too!)
