Be a pre teen or a teen.Works better if your a boy other whys your a 'Sheila
Start saying 'SHEEEESH' AND 'eeSHAYYYYY BAHHHH'(prounced eshA bar)
Get a bumbag and a scooter must be a nike bumbag and also have a cap to the side.
Start calling people dogs as told here"OI YA DOG IMMA ROLL YA FOR YOUR TNS."that was the first step.
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How to be an eshayyy
LosoweThis is a step by step on how to be an eshayy.This is a joke between me and a good friend,if you get it hello fellow aussies.
