shuichi walking into his dorm and sees kaede 😰 SHES NAKED 😱 boobth 😍
shuichi: k-kaede what chu doin, luv 🤨...
kaede: ~stares into shuichi's *o R b* like eyes 😳~
shuichi: I asked you what are you doin, darling 😰...
kaede: FVCK ME YOU EMO 😮💨‼️
shuichi: bet 😳‼️
kaede gives this emo bitch sloppy toppy 😳‼️ then she rides the emo bitch 🤨...theeen shuichi eats out the piano fucker 😮💨 emo and the piano fucker make out aggressively 😰 with tongue and fucking everything 🙄🙏. . . fuckin whores. anyway after that shit they listen to doja cat like baddies 😍 but, like, kaede can't sit properly ~wink wink~ so, like, she has to sit on her side 😲. then they make out aggressively 😳‼️ and fucking kaito and maki fucking walk in 😡‼️
kaito:HOLY FUCK KAEDE YOUR BOOBTH ARE FUCKIN HUGE-
maki:do you wish to die, kaito 🧍
kaito:just saying what's true, ass-ass-in bae 😮💨😮💨‼️
maki:~pulls shank out like a #girlboss~
kaito:AYE I WAS JOKING-
maki chases kaito with the shank like a fuckin girlboss 🤤🤤. by this point kaede and shuichi are questioning what just happened 😟. . .but they don't give a fuck so shuichi makes kaede sit on his lap and fucking kaede is riding this bitch 😳‼️
kaede: NGHHH~! (FSGEGSEES PLSS WTF)
shuichi:~heavy breathing 😮💨~
after some more kinky shit they decided to be children of god and just cuddle 🕳🤸♀️ anywhores they fall asleep and kokichi walks in and fucking sees them n A k E y 😣🙏
kokichi:HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED HERE-
shuichi and kaede wake up in a panicked manner and kaede covers her chest with shuichi's body while shuichi pulls the covers over himself.
shuichi:G-GET OUT W-WE WEREN'T DOING A-ANYTHING- (foking lies I tell you 😟)
kaede: UWWH KNOCK N-NEXT TIME-
kokichi:KEADE HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME UUWWWAAAHH!! (obvi foking lies 👽)
shuichi: j-just get out! I'm sick of your lies kokichi!
kokichi: ugh I thought you would believe me! (who tf would believe you 🤨)
shuichi and keade get dressed and meet everyone else in their usual place that they eat breakfast; everyone sits down and eats their food.
kokichi:so...what where you and kaede doing in your dorm, shuichi ?
shuichi:~slightly chokes on his food 🥶~ uh...
rantaro:~spits his drink out all over the table~ FUCKING WHAT ?!- (stay surprise avocado bitch 🤨🙏)
shuichi:NOTHING I SWEAR 😳‼️
rantaro:so what did you see, you lying bastard- I mean- kokichi 🥶👌
kokichi:well...keade had no clothes on neither did shuichi and they where super fucking surprised when I came in-
rantaro:THEY WHERE FUCKING ?!-
kaede:~she blushes at that statement~ uh...
(srry I'm too busy vibing to bts, eat your heart out if you can't stand that, luv 🙄)
shuichi:I don't know if thats the right way to put it-
rantaro:MY HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIME AAAHHH I GOT NOTHING TO BELIEVE INNNN 😣💔💔💔
kaede:just accept the fact that I don't like you, rantaro! (yeah you tell the bitch 🙄👌)
shuichi:~gets up and leaves the table~
rantaro:COME BACK HERE YOU EMO BASTARD 😟💔💔
shuichi has already left by now bc he can't stand rantaro's bullshit anymore 🙄🙏 kaede follows after shuichi leaving everyone speechless.
kokichi:and you guys complain about me being a piss baby 🙄‼️
everyone expected for kokichi: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PISS BABYcreators note: tysmm if you've read all of my story (ᗒᗣᗕ)♡︎

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Romantikemo hat and piano fucker havz the seggs 😳 btw this is a joke lel and yes I do ship saimatsu eat your heart out over it 🥱‼️