50 Shades of Patbob Starpants

Chapter 1 Patricks P.O.V

Spongebob yodeled as he dramatically swished his jellyfishing net in the air. Patrick stared at him from afar, questioning how a simple motion like this could turn him on so much. He turned away and rubbed his starfish penis through his green and purple flowered shorts.
"Patrick, come over here!" spongebob exclaimed as he firmly grasped a jellyfish. Patrick lustfully stared at him, wishing Spongebob would wrap those long yellow fingers around his throbbing member. As Spongebob's gleeful giggle filled the fields, Patrick imagined cum oozing out of Spongebob's holes. He saw an obvious bulge in his shorts and rushed home to relieve himself, leaving Spongebob confused at his friends hurried departure. Patrick stared at a picture of Spongebob dressed up as Barnacle Boy, all while pumping his thick length furiously until he saw the white strings coming out. He moaned loudly, hoping that perhaps his best friend would hear it from outside. He shook his head at his crush, pushing those thoughts to the deepest recesses of his mind as he picked up the phone to call his best friend.