Q: What fruit has amnesia?
A: A pineapple because I'm not pine at all.
GET IT??
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You: Do you remember the time I had Amnesia??
Friend: Nope, I don't .
You: When I had it with 5sos? Get it? Because when I left the concert I want to wake up with Amnesia!
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You: Oh my god, you have...... Amnesia?!
Friend: I have what?!