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[Scene: Village, day.]

[It's a seemingly nice day. Mike the Ox is about to lick some ice cream he got from the Ice Cream Vendor, but a burst of flame melts it. The Ice Cream Vendor flees. Sonic pops put behind the stand, pulls the bull to safety behind it, then jumps out, ready for action. A reverse angle reveals that Sonic is facing off with a robot that appears to be a fireman, but is armed with a flamethrower. It shoots a burst of flame at Sonic, but he dodges it and spins into the robot. He spins into it again and bounces away.]
Sonic: Doctor Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!
Dr. Eggman: [Seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?
Sonic: [Bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience?
[Sonic leaps up to avoid another burst of fire. Knuckles, armed with a large stick, and Amy, armed with her hammer, step up.]
Amy: [turns to sonic] Where’s Saphire?
Sonic:She’s staying home. [dogdes fire] Its too dangerous for her.
Amy: Good point.
Knuckles: You're "fired", pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.
Amy: Shouldn't firemen put out fires?
Dr. Eggman: Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him]
Ah, uh... I assume...
Sticks: Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!
[Sonic races over and snatches the baby walrus away before Fire Bot can do so, returning him to his mother.]
Tails: Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!
Dr. Eggman: Go, evil fireman! [Sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?
[Fire Bot is now shooting flames at some of the other citizens.]
Sonic: This has gone on long enough.
[Sonic races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose." Its flamethrower explodes, destroying it.]
Dr. Eggman: I, um... left the oven on. [Flees]
Sonic: Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired!"
[Tails, Sticks, and Amy laugh.]
Knuckles: Hey! No one laughed when I said it...
[The kitten, which is still in the tree, meows pitifully.]
Sonic: Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?
Sticks: Sure thing, Sonic.
[Sticks runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten.]
Sonic: Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!
[The kitten falls out of the tree and bounces off Sonic's head. Sonic catches it.]
Sticks: What?

[Scene Change: Tails' House, day.]

Sonic: Sticks, we want to talk about how you treat animals.
Amy: It's not a good idea to shake kittens out of trees.
Sticks: I know the law of the jungle. Trees are "no-kitten zones".
Knuckles: That's a real law?
[Tails groans and facepalms]
Amy: You should get a pet. It would help you learn to love animals! Don't you think, Sonic?
Sonic: Yes, absolutely.
Amy: Then you can take Sticks pet shopping right now!
Sonic: No. Absolutely not.
[Scene Change: Pet Store, day.]
Sticks: I hate cute, fuzzy, and adorable! See? [A pair of squirrels] Too cute! [A rabbit] Too fuzzy!
[A trio of monkeys] So... adorable!
[Sonic and Sticks walk away, Sonic yawning with boredom. A trashcan nearby suddenly shakes,
putting Sticks on high alert. She peers into the trashcan, and pulls out a robotic dog.]
Sticks: It's... oh, it's...
Sonic: Disgusting?
Sticks: The least objectionable option!
[A love-at-first-sight scene ensures.]
Sticks: Aww, who's a little cluster-wuster?
Buster: [Barks]
Sticks: I'm gonna name him "Buster"!
Sonic: "Buster", the "Cluster"...?
[A spray of slimy "drool" splatters on Sonic's face. Sticks hugs Buster close. Sonic is unamused.]
[Scene Change: Stick's house, day.]
[Sticks is giving Buster a bone.]
Amy: Sticks, when I said get a pet, I didn't think you'd come back with something so--
Sticks: Wonderful?
[Buster drops the bone, spraying another stream of slimy drool.]
Knuckles: Ucky.
Sonic: Sticks, are you sure you want to keep this... Cluster?
Sticks: Ahem. It's "Buster." Finally, I have an adorable little pet that doesn't disgust me!
[Buster belches, spraying slime on Tails.]
Tails: Eww... Buster got slime in my fur!
Sticks: That just means he woves you. [kisses Buster, getting slime around her mouth.]
Sapphire:eww

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