(Almost) everything about me
(that you know of...)
Interviewer: So, Luna, can you tell me more about yourself?
Me: Uhm... I guess.
Int.: OK... What is your Favorite color, food, book, Book series, animal, type of dog, cow, and bird, How many pets do you own, and how many siblings do you have?
Me: (I'll answer those in order, then?) Blue, real, all of the Percy Jackson books, Both Percy Jackson series, dolphin, lab/Shepherd mix, real, painted bunting, 2 dogs, six fish, and 4 siblings. Anything else?
Int: One more. What is your real name?
Me: *knowing/creepy/curious smile* That's MY little secret. (And just so that everyone knows, Luna isn't my real name. It isn't Lunaria, either. Have fun guessing. ;-) )
Friend: Hey Luna! What Anime do you watch?
Me: Good question! It's called Ouran High School Host Club. It's amazing, and I love it. (BEWARE TYPE AB!!! XD)
Int.: What video games do you play?
Me: Legend of Zelda, Skyrim, Air Wars, Tiny Tanks.........Does Wattpad count?
Int: No, i don't think so. Now, what is Legend of Zelda?
Me: O_O What. Did. You. Say??????????????????
Int: What is the Legend of Zelda?
Me: *face-palms* With how old you are, the Legend of Zelda was the Minecraft of your century! Just like instead of Horses, you rode Dinosaurs!!!
Int: I'm not THAT old!
Me: Fine, allow me to explain. The Legend of Zelda is about a girl named Zelda who keeps getting kidnapped by Ganondorf, or some other severe evil force who just so happens to always want HER Wisdom and body so that her holy vessel can host their soul and take over the world. Was that clear enough?
Int: Yes, it was. Now, may I ask: I notice you are wearing a Legend of Zelda hat right now? Is the one with the red hair Ganondorf?
Me: Yes.
Int: And the one with the green hat is Zelda?
Me: Forget it.
Int: We want to know about your life. Please tell more.
Me: I SAID FORGET ABOUT IT!!! YOU CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF KNOWING A PRINCESS VERSUS A HERO!!! *Glances around* Oops... I got carried away... What i meant was.... Uhhhm.... There is no way to resolve this, is there?
Int: No.... Let us change the subject, shall we?
Friend: *snickers* Yeah... Because the one wearing a sword would be the victim. of course. Let's forget knowledge. just as i'm sure Impa is a girl, huh.
Me: Impa IS a girl.
Friend: You sure?
Me: Honestly, no, but to uphold the business-like profile, i suppose i will have to say "yes."
Int: So... You're sarcastic?
Me: No! Of course not! i just randomly give out answers in tones that happen to sound different than my true tone of voice! *Duh stare*
Int: Well... You are quite rude.
Me:No. You just don't understand me. so! Ask another question!
Int: What was your past life life?
Me: What do you mean? like, my life i had before i came here to be questioned by a very strange, suspicious person who happens to be giving me a look that says,"Just answer the dang question!"
Int: .......
Me: Okay. Let's stare daggers at each other for a while, then.
Int:....................
Me: ...........................................................................................
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Me: Ok. You blinked. Ask a serious question this time.
Int: Can i leave now?
Me: Sure. I just never expected this time to come. Did my amazingness overwhelm you?
Int: No. I just realized that interviewing stuck-up idiots such as yourself wasn't in my Job description.
Me: Yes, i see what you mean. Just like it wasn't what i signed up for when i said, "Sure! I'll join Wattpad!"
Int: What wasn't what you signed up for?
Me: Dealing with over-curious morons such as yourself who keeps shoving their face farther up someone's butt 24/7. I didn't think that you could get up any farther, but i see that I was proven wrong. So! Do you want me to pay your Bus Fare?
Int: No. Thanks. Luna.
Me: Ok! well, goodbye, then!
Int: Bye.
(NOTE: I really am almost this sarcastic. If you don't believe me, ask my friend, ExcuseMePrincess. They'll give it to you straight. ;-) )
