NEW INTERVEIW
Int: Hello, Luna. How are you?
Me: I'm good.
int: Oh, good. Nice weather we're having.
Me: Uuum... yeah. *looks around awkardly.* So... uh... shall we start with the questions, then?
int: Oh, yes. First: What was your childhood like when you were little?
Me: ......I'd rather not answer that.... When I was small, my parents divorced. The end. Then, my dad got married again to my step mom. (My mom.) She's nice, awesome, cool.... She's amazing.
Int: ...I'm sorry...
Me: Don't be! Next!
int: Alright! *hides behind clipboard* What is your favorite color?
Me: Blue.
int: Ok... *puts down clipboard, flips through pages*
Me:...... Let me guess... Favorite TV show? Gravity Falls. Favorite anime (so far), Ouran high school host club. Favorite--
int: Hold on! I got it!
Me: What?
int: Your favorite food.
Me:...... everything that isn't spicy, and I don't like canned artichokes. But I do like Chile Reanos...(I know I spelled that wrong.)
int: Favorite movie?
Me: I don't like movies all that much. But if I had to choose... *sits in deep thought for a few minutes*
int: uhh... Hello? *waves hand in front of face*
Me: *head snaps up, blinks rapidly* Wait, what was the question again?
int: Favorite movie.
Me: I don't like movies all that much, and I apologize for spacing out a bit. Need more sleep.
Int: but if you had to pick one...?
Me: well... I like Breakfast at Tiffiny's, If I Stay, Nick and Norah's infinite playlist, and the Age of Adaline.
int: well... Is that everything?
Me: I dunno. You're asking the questions, remember?
int: Oh yeah. uh............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(Sorry. This goes on for a while. In the meantime... How's life?).....................................................................................................................................................................................................................(Should I just skip this part...?).......................................................................(I wonder who else is still trying to pay attention...).......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(Hmmm.... well, let's see...).............................................................................................................................................................................................................(I wonder if I finished my homework?)...............................................................................................................................................................................................................,......................................................................................................(I bet you didn't notice that I threw in a comma!).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(I have no life..................)...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(Should I be looking up how to download music? It's too quiet..)..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(ROBOT POWERS ACTIVATE!)..........................................................(starts screeching)....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Me: You're stalling.
Int: N-No!
Me: uh-huh.
Int: No! uh... Most lifeless thing you've ever done?
Me: Died.
Int: *laughs* No, I mean, like... the dumbest, nerdiest, most pathetic...
Me:..... I memorized most of the first 2 or 3 pages of the first Percy Jackson book...
Int: I'm sorry. You have no life.
Me: Thaaaaaanks.
