1. They confirm marry
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In sam and max beyond time and space max say he married to career
What's Max's career? His business with SAM
They had ceremony in Canada because LEGAL
Also in first episode of cartoon it shows them being married
Lastly Steve (the creator) used sam and max as his WEDDING CAKE toppers
(I tried so hard to find the actual wedding cake image trust me)
2. Max say he gay
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In sam and max save the world he said, AND I QUOTE, "i take my coffee green, like my MEN" IF THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES ( •̀ o •́ )
Max and Sam also constantly say he doesn't like girls
3. Cartoon
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Geek is their adopted child, if you disagree stfu and leave.
Also there is a very fruity and sus scene in the cartoon the scene is Sam and Max falling to their death and Max says "grab me by the ears" sam replies with "you are aware there are children watching" implying that sam has grabbed his ears before (・–・;)ゞ
There was also a part where Max said something about leaving a place before him and Sam start blah blah blahing like newly weds idk I forgot what he said sorry ┐(‘～';)┌
They even raised a alligator (if it was a crocodile sorry) child
One last thing is that they went to a COUPLES ONLY place so HAH
4. Hit the Road
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There are 6 games (including remastered Sam and Max Save the World) but I made a section dedicated to Hit the Road. Why? The incredible GAYNESS in it.
At the circus if you try to go on the ride of love or romantic shit shart whatever tf it was called he very CLEARLY says "it won't be romantic without max" and if you go on it a few times max says "i think we're supposed to do something in there"
Sam calls Max my hero
If you try to use the rope or coochie hair or hairy dick balls whatever it was on max sam says "maybe later" MEWNINF THEY DO BONDAGE STUFF👿👨❤️💋👨👿👨❤️💋👨👿👿👨❤️💋👨😡👨❤️💋👨😡👨❤️💋👨🛐🙁🤤🙁🍒🐱🤠🖤🤠🖤🤠😏🍒😏😏🤤💔🤤😏🤤😏🤤😏
Anyways i forgot other moments if there were any so yuh yuh
5. All the Sam and Max content in general
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If I wrote EVERY SINGLE GAY MOMENT from the games, cartoons, and comic book I would probably be here for days so I'll just say here
They
Are
Married
You cannot change my mind
