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➪𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 = 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕩 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪.
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a sigh fell from Kenny's lips as he stared at him.  that was something he caught himself doing quite a lot. just staring at Stan like he was the only other person in the room, but when he was the only other person in the room, he couldn't bring himself to utter a single word to him.

there he was, smiling and laughing as Kyle said something he thought was funny. Kenny couldn't help but envy Kyle, he made Stan laugh and smile. He longed to do the same, but Kenny could never do that, he was always too scared to.

he was stuck listening to Cartman complain about Kyle's shorts. he always had something to complain about, and it almost always contained Kyle. like, yesterday, he wouldn't stop complaining about Kyle and David. they've been pinning each other for a while, and David finally made a move and Kyle wouldn't stop talking about it. it annoyed Cartman for some reason.

"dude, his entire ass is out! how the hell isn't that a distraction? Kenny? KENNY!" Cartman's booming voice snapped Kenny back to reality, sadly.

"huh? oh.. i don't know, i wasn't looking at Kyle's ass. were you?" Kenny asked him slyly, he watched as Cartman's face went a bright shade of red.

"m-me!? no! i'd never stare at that jew's ass."

"mhm, yeah sure. David is for though."

"HUH!? he is!? fucking Mexicans." Cartman mumbled something racist and left to yell at the poor boy. finally, he was gone.

Kenny and Cartman were friends, sure, but he hated whenever Cartman complained about Kyle. maybe Cartman was obsessed with him, and if he was, Kenny couldn't help but feel sorry for the boy. Cartman was sadly terrifying, and he always had been.

in 4th grade he made a high schooler eat his own parents. Kenny still remembers how Scott cried, and Cartman sat there laughing at him. oh how fucked up the situation had been, but Kyle still seemed to get on his nerves. there were never any consequences when he did it though, and that's probably another reason why Kenny envies him.

now onto the guy he's helplessly in love with.

Stan Marsh, head cheerleader, one of the top figure skaters in their state, past alcohol abuser, one of the top students in their grade, and one of Kenny's best friends. Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan have all been friends since Pre-K. in Kindergarten, Kenny made him and Stan matching bracelets. Stan has the "K" and he has the "S". Kyle and Stan have matching necklaces, and Cartman always said it was "gay" to have matching things.

Stan was Bisexual, Kyle was Pansexual, Cartman was.. unlabeled.. and Kenny was into basically anything. he thinks he's Pan, but he really likes the "Bi-Curious" label and likes to stick with that.

both Kenny and Stan just got out of relationships, Stan and Wendy broke up officially and Kenny and Butters did too. all of them are still amazing friends, but things are a bit awkward sometimes.

Kenny sat there, staring at the two guys talking. Stan looked over and saw Kenny looking and waved him over, smiling widely.

Kenny felt his heart skip a beat, he smiled and walked over to where they sat in the courtyard.

"hey hotties, how are we doing?" Kenny asked, his signature confidence was a bit faux but was still there.

"hey Ken! we're alright, we were just talking about Kyle and Davidddd!~" as Stan teased his best friend, Kyle's face turned a quick shade of red and he punched Stan's arm as they both laughed.